Re: The first thing that sprang to my mind was
"What happens"?
Your car will automatically raise a ticket with the Service Desk. The call will get bounced between 2nd and 3rd line support for a couple of days until they stop arguing about whether the issue is with the user, the machine, or the network. The outage should then be fixed within 4 working days of the initial problem, 90% of the time.
Oh - and you'll be dead.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
