Police keep looking anyway
In next week's news:
"Police Shoot Unarmed Black Man Running From Boston Library".
A police spokesman said that although no crime had been comitted, they were there anyway, and it wouldn't do to have officers standing around doing nothing. The black man had been seen being suspiciously quiet in the library, hiding his face in a book, and leaving with a bag that could easily have contained stolen items rather than borrowed books. Better safe than sorry, eh?
Biting the hand that feeds IT
