A little diitty - copyright the internet.
Did you ever think, when you eat Chinese,
It aint pork or chicken, but a fat Siamese.
But the food tastes great, so you dont complain,
But thats not chicken in your chicken chow mien.
I think I ordered sweet and sour pork, but Garfield's on my fork,
He's purring here on my fork!!!
(go look for "catfood.wav")
Biting the hand that feeds IT
