@ST - Another humourectomy victim
Hey, ST.
I understood Codejunky's joke. I suspect a lot of us did. It was quite good, but not a big deal. Your continued point-by-point denunciation of it is, if I may say so, hilarious. It's like one of those turgid Wikipedia explanations of a Monty Python sketch. It doesn't look like the hilarity is deliberate, but, if it is, hats off.
Meanwhile, if you are going to insist on being so awfully literal (as well as vice versa), apart from the fact that you're deploying yet another variation on the tired "EVERYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME IS BEING BRIBED! IT'S THE ONLY POSSIBLE EXPLANATION!", you appear to be implying that Tim writes what he does because he's in the pocket of the world scandium mining industry, such as it is. I have to admit, I haven't been made aware of the corrupting scourge of Big Scandium till now. You really do learn something new every day round here.