Get with the times
Seriously, we're in 2015 people. It's all about the bling. It's all about the bells and whistles. You minimalists are trying to strip the computing experience back to the dark ages.
That's why I run Windows 8.1. A proper, modern operating system with a world class user experience. With the benefit of being designed by the world's finest engineering teams in Redmond - you know that it's secure, safe and a pleasure to look at.
Why run a Lada when you can have a Bugatti Veyron for a few quid? Freetards know no logic.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
