Re: Conservative Majority again.
Yup; a classic PJ line:
“No one has ever had a fantasy about being tied to a bed and sexually ravished by someone dressed as a liberal”
from one of the collected essays in 'Give War a Chance: Eyewitness Accounts of Mankind's Struggle Against Tyranny, Injustice, and Alcohol-Free Beer'.
By coincidence, my current bedtime reading. Apparently out-of-print, though.
("Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys” also seems apposite ; )