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Unfriended: Odious screen-teens get theirs in this flat horror

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I'm working on a new film - "With Windows 10"

It's a first-person action film showing one man's epic attempt to install and use Windows 10. Watch his struggle in real time as he tries to work out what it's all about, how he tries (ultimately unsuccessfully) not to send all his personal information to Microsoft, and how he emerges broken and ruined after his first experience with the 'improved' start menu.

The nadir of the whole film has to be some considerable time in, after yet another 5 minute reboot, when his wife asks (off screen, a beautiful touch) "are Macs this difficult to set up?". All the man can do is weep, lamenting his lost life, his lost innocence. "Why won't it just work!?" he screams at one point. We hear the slam of a door as his wife exits - into the sun, into the light. The man remains chained to his PC and his demons. Another reboot follows. And another...

5 hours, rated PG.

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