Reply to post: Re: Do the kids even wear watches these days?

What is Apple's idiot tax on Watch these days? 'About $265 or 80%'

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Re: Do the kids even wear watches these days?

"And doesn't iTime just stop when your iThing battery gives out?"

God, this is so meta. Did Apple Time and Apple Space exist before the Big Jobs started? And what does the Apple Universe expand into? Will its expansion continue forever with the innovation getting thinner and thinner as Apple Space gets more and more stretched, or will there be a Big Crunch? Will a Big Crunch start when the Chinese Dragon takes a bite out of the Apple Universe? Is the RDF analogous to the Higgs Field, and if so is it the RDF that gives Apple press releases their gravitas? Are we still in the period of hyperinflation or is this the "normal" rate of Apple expansion?

Thank God it's Friday.

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