Re: Doing a Clarkson
Kid: "Are we there yet?"
Life: (tends to be shit)(*)
HR: Tell kid off
Religion=Kid
(*) Unless like me you've got a pair of lesbian twin sisters (aka Bottom "doing it" [rip RM]) under your duvet or as my wife likes to point out: "in your imagination". In neither case does it result in violence.
[edit] There should be a ")" somewhere.