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Startups face logjam as the trickle towards the exit turns into flood

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Here's how it'll go down..

Attrato will do a stock swap deal with Copan, who will enter into a technology sharing deal with Coraid, who will cross-synergize its cloud technology with Exafile, whose activist shareholders will demand a cross-licensing deal with Nirvanix, who will mount a hostile takeover of Parascale. The resulting mega-storage behemoth will then farm out its actual engineering work to AliBaba, who will roll the technology into its new Yahoo Chat App, thereby leveraging the Yahoo market valuation to a nice even $1 Trillion.

After the flash crash, all of that technology will be available on a USB drive made in Vietnam, for about $1.

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