10 years old
1400x1050 screen
4x USB 2
COM
LPT
PS/2 2 Mouse
SD Card
VGA
2x PCMCIA
Head Phones
Microphone
DVD Writer
and it surfs the Internet, runs productivity apps and is useful as a general desktop
I don't know about Apple being drunk, I would need to be to part with $1 to buy such a laptop.