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'Fry-OS 8' iPhone BLEW UP MY PANTS wails roasted Johnson

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Altruistic Lawyer

Lawyer reported as saying,

"First and foremost, we have to find out how this happened and prevent it from happening ever again," he said. "That's the whole goal here. Is the product safe?"

Yes, and the best way of achieving that goal is for Apple to award my client thousands of dollars in compensation so that he can pay for the legal advice.

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