Reply to post: Re: Define 'drunk'

El Reg chefs whip up Post-Pub Noshographic

Captain DaFt

Re: Define 'drunk'

The difference between being drunk and not being drunk the night before can be determined with this little chart:

Wasn't drunk - "Let me tell you what happened last night!"

Was drunk - "What the hell happened last night?"

Was too Drunk - "Where am I officer, and where are my pants?"

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