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SWINGBELLIES! Take heed! Drinking WINE is good for your LIVER

Martin Budden Silver badge

Re: Good news!

What apparatus do you have to measure this? I tried drawing lines on the side of the bath but they were too close together

Divert the bath outflow to a bowl sitting on some kitchen scales. Get in the bath, fill with water right up to outflow. You are now ready to start measuring one pint of wine. Drink wine until scales read 135 MicroJubs. Congratulations, you have finished measuring one pint of wine while at the same time protecting your liver and getting clean(er).

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