I am Spartacus
His defense seems to be "There are many Dread Pirate Roberts out there.. I was one of them, you know the one good one, who didn't sell one of the most addictive and soul destroying drugs available or hire contract killers to murder my co-workers. I was just 'aving some laughs with a few blokes on the interweb yer honor."
As much as I admire boundless optimism, I feel my Dread Pirate Roberts might have come up a bit short when presenting this argument.