Re: SPACE, THE FINAL FRONTIER...
"...Brought to you by the lowest bidding subcontractor...hmm."
D'ahh, c'mon, man. That joke's been around almost since the beginning of the Space Age.
As I recall, it comes from a comment John Glenn made in an interview in the early '60s, commenting on the early Mercury/Atlas booster test launches; during the test phase, Atlas boosters seemed to be malfunctioning and exploding during launch every other day.
See also "our rockets always blow up" in Tom Wolfe's The Right Stuff.