Re: I'm treading on really cliché territory...
'Caravan of Courage' is truly dreadful. I've managed to avoid 'Battle for Endor'.
In the meantime, may I kindly draw your attention to 'Showgirls'? THE. WORST. SEX. SCENE. EVA!!!!
Also, no-one's mentioned Red Sonja? Arnie's the best actor in it, and he's outshone by the horses...