Re: "There are beaches in Switzerland."
Beg to differ, people. Beaches can occur anywhere there is (a) water; and (b) rocks for the water to break down into pebbles or sand. It's not just a seas/ocean phenomena. Heck, over here in Brissie we have a couple of natural beaches on the *river*.
As for Switzerland:
http://www.traveluniversally.com/touristdetails/beaches-in-switzerland
If you're going to try and be "funny", do a little research first.