Re: "...and maybe some beach-front property in Switzerland."
@Sir Runcible Spoon
"Rumour has it that the Swiss Army also don't use multi-function knives either."
Sorry to ruin a perfectly good joke, but the Swiss Army actually does issue Swiss Army Knives as part of the standard kit. One with a bottle opener for the soldiers, a fancier one with a bottle opener and a corkscrew for the officers.