Re: Hooray for our Morality Police...
UK Morality Police will be recruited from upwardly mobile members of the Parking Warden fraternity and Community Police, they will have to have a large shiny helmet and a well worn truncheon ( Having a Blakey style moustache will be a plus including for female members of the force. Powers will include warrantless entry to any premises or home suspected of harbouring anybody who could be in posession of an orgasm.
They will be on the lookout for; Oral sex (talking about) and pronography ( images of a lascivious nature).
In the interest of continuing the finest traditions of British policing, it will be left to the arresting officers use of common sense as to whether and what type of offence has been committed.
Annually for those members of the force with the highest arrest and conviction rates there will be an award of the Whitehouse Medal for Morality.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
