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Consultants eye view

I am an indie consultant. Best thing I ever did.

The best things about being indie are:

a) Decent rate and tax arrangements - IF I have work (which I do, always - see below)

b) I get to have side projects without someone thinking they own them/me

c) I work when I want (which is pretty much all the time - see below)

d) I dont have to deal with corporate politics and backstabbing

e) I dont have to deal with do-nothing "leadership teams" and their "utilisation%" bullshit

f) I dont have to carry any deadwood

g) Im judged on what I build and not on what I promise to build

h) I dont ever _ever_ have to deal with HR and most of all

i) I can walk away from any project thats being unprofessionally run

I come in, I do my analysis, deliver the work, get my cash, and fuck off.

I only get repeat work if Im any good.

So believe me, its in my interest to be all over your shit like white on rice. So I am.

If consultants are screwing you over, disintermediate their asses and get an indie in.

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