The New Jersey Standard
"What's faster? 1Gbps or the speed at which toys were just thrown out of a pram?"
Actually I used to live in New Jersey near the ATT Headquarters, El Reg. I got this one.
The shortest interval known to World+Dog in New Jersey is the time between the light turning green and the asshole behind you blowing his horn and making one finger hand signals. Or her horn, you have to check the manicure.