You could be onto something here.
Instead of apologising for the various Gulfstream G5 and Citation jet fleets, the £232m fake profits and other fatcat anctics the CEO of Tesco should just come out and say that he is a homosexual. That way the SFO do not prosecute ("You are being homophobic!) and even shareholders can be dragged screaming out the AGM ("Why do you want your money back you filthy homophobe!).