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The DRUGSTORES DON'T WORK, CVS makes IT WORSE ... for Apple Pay

Kevin McMurtrie Silver badge
WTF?

Marketing department snorting too much coke again

Club Credit Card?

- No

Want to sign up for a Club Credit Card?

- No

You'll save 5% on your purchase today and up to %10 on selected days...

- No

Customer Savings number?

- No

Want to sign up for Customer Savings? You'll save up to...

- NO

Would you like to download our NFC app? I just takes a few minutes.

- NO

Just go to our web site and follow the links...

- What is wrong with you?

Credit card?

- Yes, here

Phone number?

- That's illegal.

...in case we need to contact you about your purchase.

- Nevermind, bye.

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