If only we had a time machine
1) Repackage this article using actual paper and a typewriter
2) Send back to 1975
3) Have it published in OMNI or wherever
4) "Hilarious ... Chilling ... Right up there with 'The Shockwave Rider' or any story of Philip K. Dick. New author ALISTAIR DABBS proves again that he can write a Sci-Fi yarn like the best of them. Seemingly random events of ordinary life in the beginning of the 21st century reveal as much as they hide about an imagined society run amuk and staring into the headlights of crushing progress. Shortlisted for 1975's Nebula Awards".
Biting the hand that feeds IT
