"Watersports-friendly e-reader: Kobo's Aura H2O is literary when wet..."
"Watersports"?
Are we talking about the thing that most people would understand as watersports, or are talking about the alan partridge kind of watersports...
"...you do know what whatersports are, don't you alan?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEXTkQA5YGI