Re: 1989 called El Reg...
there is not a practical way for POODLE to operate.
I resemble that remark.
My ISP provides me with the shittiest access point that their procurement people were able to source globally, one can safely assume that it is a virtual Chinese Fortune Cookie of 'spoits and backdoors (that will never be fixed,' cause the software is flashed in and the support outsourced to bumbay).
... And ... My ISP works for FRA, which works for the NSA, who works for our Demonic Overlords.
Which part isn't practical?