STOP PRESS: Belkin staff unable to enter offices
Belkin staff were amazed to find their office block completely covered in Laptop Bags this morning.
Police officers had been scratching their heads as to why millions of people had had their laptops stolen simultaneously at midnight last night. "This is where they all are" police spokesman Fred Bloggs told us earlier, on condition of a None Enimity.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
