I did. It was traumatizing.
"Go to live performances in the flesh."
Apparently one should close one's eyes to listen to a orchestra. It prevents one from witnessing the brass section turning their horns over and over to drain copious volumes of spittle onto the floor, leaving glistening patches of bubbly drool there, shimmering under the lights. It was difficult to keep the bile in place. Music? What music? I don't recall any music. Just saliva. Night of the Saliva.
At least nobody bit into a freshly killed chicken.
Recorded music has its advantages. Fewer diseases.