RE:... hey this looks like something out of a BOFH episode.
What WOULD make the BOFH proud would be able to intercept the stream from the 'print payroll job', and make some necessary changes, those that increase his pay, and those that diminish the boss' pay.
This could really stump the bean counters.
"Shit, the (payroll) numbers are right, but why do the checks came out WRONG?"