Mobile Phone Theft Ratio
Knowing how the state works it is probably not an index per se. More likely to be an apathy index of how likely the cops are to deal with your reporting that you,
1) Lost your mobile
(response: can't help - try your operator)
2) Had it ... err .. stolen
(response: can't help - try your operator)
3) REALLY, truly had it stolen
(response: can't help - try your operator)
4) Someone hit me in the face with a baseball bat, raped my budgie and stole my iPhone
(response: can't help - call 999 for an ambulance then call your operator and would you like the RSPB emergency budgie counselling line?)
Biting the hand that feeds IT
