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Re: Battery life

"These big phone batteries will just hasten the obesity crisis."

There's your fortune for you: Develop lard fuel cell technology, and the package it into a subcutaneous module inserted at your local tattoo parlour. Olympic athletes might have to stick with batteries, the rest of us would have plenty of fuel.

An alternative would be Van Der Graaf underpants made of nylon, which would require the wearer to keep moving to charge their phone.

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