There's a shortage of laptops, so I am commandeering yours
Had a lunatic Data Centre Manager who under-estimated the number of laptops he required, so he opened the Cabinets of the HP XP512 Disk Arrays, removed the maintenance laptops inside and reformatted them and distributed them to users.
My co-worker only found out when he opened the cabinet at 2am on a support call. "Unimpressed" was one way of describing it.