Re: Confession time
"I drive in the middle lane sometimes. If it's very quiet it gives you two lots of cats-eyes to thud across while sleeping before you hit something. Other times the left lane is so deeply rutted by lorries that it's hard to keep a straight line.
Most of the time I stick to the fast lane as it feels safer, no idiots on the right and the speed differences are less than in the other two lanes."
This is irony, right? You can't really be as incompetent a driver as your post suggests?