soon...
"We've got this 300MB spreadsheet with macros in it a consultant from CapGemeni made us in 2002 linked to an Access database that we've been using to do business critical bean counting stuff every day for the last 12 years. It's broken. Can you fix it?"
Becomes
"Hello, I.T.? This consultant says we need MSAccess or he can't help us."
"Good. Tell him to fuck off"
Biting the hand that feeds IT
