Head I Win, Tails You Lose
"Global warming" has been changed to "climate change" for a reason. Regardless of whether it gets warmer or colder, it's caused by humans. If everything stays the same, well it's only until it gets warmer or colder, then the change is caused by humans. Get the picture?
Science is not driven by consensus.
"Science isn't about authority or white coats; it's about following a method. That method is built on core principles: precision and transparency; being clear about your methods; being honest about your results; and drawing a clear line between the results, on the one hand, and your judgment calls about how those results support a hypothesis." Ben Goldacre
How exactly do "climate scientists" fulfill those above criteria?
"Precision, transparency, honesty" - anyone told The University of East Anglia that's how it should be done...?
