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Hi-tech Fagin couple used Apple scam cash to fly pickpockets to UK

Flatpackhamster

Hush now, remember, EU membership brings jobs. In this case it brought jobs in the phishing industry, which has been declining for decades under the Common Phisheries Policy.

It also provides useful work for the police service and the prisons service who otherwise spend all day sitting around polishing their uniforms.

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