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Shop Asst: Hello, can I help you Sir?

Customer: Yes, I'd like to buy a gramophone please.

Shop Asst: A WHAT?? (sniggers)

Customer: Erm......a gramophone.

Shop Asst: (sniggers more)

Shop Asst 2: (sniggers as well)

Shop Asst: (sniggers) Right, well, we don't sell gram-o-phones here grandad!

Shop Asst2: (sniggers more)

Customer: Oh, right, well erm, what's that over there then?

Shop Asst: That's a Trio Automatic Capped Direct Drive Turntable unless I'm much mistaken.

Customer: Well what's the difference between that and a gramophone?

Shop Asst: About 30 years and a plastic cover to you chief!

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