Reply to post: Re: What to get?

UK Xmas 2014: Go to shops a normal human, walk out a glasshole

Spleen

Re: What to get?

- Buy the Blue Expensive Doorwedge

- Find someone wearing Kick Me Glasses and hit them over the head with the Doorwedge. Take their Glasses

- Problem solved

(they won't mind, they'll get in the Grauniad and afterwards they can buy a new pair)

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