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Sadly, you're right ... not me though ...

Oddly, you actually "apply" for an account closure.

Best e-mail, ever, follows ...

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Hi Irving,

We have received a request to permanently delete your account. Your account has been deactivated from the site and will be permanently deleted within 14 days.

If you did not request to permanently delete your account, please login to Facebook to cancel this request:

https://www.facebook.com/login.php

Thanks,

The Facebook Team