Wireless
Back when the volcano had created the ash cloud I had a call from a guy that started the conversation with
"Aliens have stolen my wifi"
after bit of questioning, he believed that aliens had created the ash cloud so create electro magnetic charge in the air to suck the wifi out of his house.
some more questioning
turns out that his wife had unplugged the router to plug in her hair straighteners.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
