Virgin Media Drone
Called Virgin Media as my fat pipe had been playing up all day.
Got through to a call centre in India, explained the situation, asked if there were any faults in the area and roughly when could I expect my excellent service to be back to normal.
After some lost in translation nonsense and further attempted clarification that I didn't need any help with my "laptop" (no idea where the drone got that idea from) I was told by the drone that it 'would not help me unless you give me access to your computer'
Two words, second word: Off - Click, I hung up.