Re: A simple scheduled task
OK, for a week or so, it could be construed as a practical joke, but 3 years is a bit OTT, IMHO.
I have had my co-workers stick a remote USB mouse in my monitor to take control and cause my cursor to zip across the screen. Took a few days to figure out. Am plotting revenge for later (hand lotion on phone earpiece, or something similar).
Try leaving a post-it with "call myra mains" and the number of the local undertakers. (oldie but a goodie).