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International Talk Like a Pirate Day is still months away – circle September 19 on your calendar, me hearties! – but The Register has found news of technology smuggling in China that suggests a buccaneering approach to imports. One incident, reported by Chinese media outlet MyDrivers, saw Chinese customs authorities notice a …

  1. TheMaskedMan Silver badge

    Wasn't there a very similar story a few months ago? Seems to be a thriving business in smuggling CPUs into China, can't think why.

    Will the Chinese government will be returning the CPUs to Intel? No, I thought not.

    1. Roland6 Silver badge

      I wonder whether there is an after market in cpu upgrades. So people buy a “good” system with low spec or even no cpu and upgrade.

    2. YetAnotherLocksmith Silver badge

      That's why they posted the chip specs & benchmarks! Better to ensure rapid sales.

    3. Pascal Monett Silver badge

      Why should it ?

      Intel isn't losing any money here, those CPUs were sold.

      The NSA is freaking out, though.

    4. tmTM

      Re: can't think why

      Evasion of several thousand in tax seems to be the incentive.

  2. DS999 Silver badge

    Wouldn't it be easier

    To hide them inside the body of a car or other large metallic object? A person is always going to be looked at more closely than one car amongst hundreds packed into shipping containers.

    Or for that matter put in a false wall on the back end of the shipping container, and weld the contraband inside. Who is going to notice if the inside dimensions are 6" shorter than normal? The "main" container might contain anything from high value electronics to grain, whatever legit imports cause customs inspectors to be the least curious about the possibility there is more than meets the eye.

    1. KittenHuffer Silver badge
      Coat

      Re: Wouldn't it be easier

      If you use the correct grain then there would be more than meets the rye!

      -------------> Mines the one with the pre-popcorn in the pocket!

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Wouldn't it be easier

      I dunno man. There are a lot of opportunities for a container to be checked and scrutinised. They can be at sea for a long time and pass through a lot of ports. Shipping via sea is not usually end to end.

      You'd probably have to piggy back off some sort of commercial shipment. Anything labelled as "personal" will likely increase the odds of a check.

      Someone I know sent a container from South Africa to the UK and it happened to be 3 bottles of wine over the declaration of 12 bottles and that was quickly discovered.

    3. katrinab Silver badge
      Unhappy

      Re: Wouldn't it be easier

      False walls seem to be a common technique for drug smugglers that get caught, so I don't think that would be a good idea.

      Obviously I have no idea what the smugglers that don't get caught do.

      1. lglethal Silver badge
        Trollface

        Re: Wouldn't it be easier

        Obviously I have no idea what the smugglers that don't get caught do.

        Sure you dont Katrinab, sure you dont. *wink wink nudge nudge*

      2. Mike 137 Silver badge

        Re: Wouldn't it be easier

        "False walls seem to be a common technique for drug smugglers that get caught"

        There was an episode in series 3 of The Avengers (The White Elephant) in which the hollow frames of zoo animal transport cages were used to smuggle (dope if I remember right).

      3. CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

        Re: Wouldn't it be easier

        Obviously I have no idea what the smugglers that don't get caught do

        Sit in their Cornish cottages getting smashed on French brandy and rum while their wives/sisters/girlfriends try on their new silk clothes?

        My wife had a lot of Cornish fishermen in her ancestry..

    4. YetAnotherLocksmith Silver badge

      Re: Wouldn't it be easier

      You don't think that they just measure the inside wall distances? It's the first thing to do, since there's nowhere to hide anything in an emptied container which is a single wall steel folded sheet! And the outside dimensions are standard.

    5. MrBanana

      Re: Wouldn't it be easier

      A false wall in a container is a common trick, and would work well for a thin, high value items like CPUs. The internal dimensions only have to change by a small amount. Customs don't have the time or resources to minutely, physically check every single consignment, they work from tipoffs. I was once the first car off a ferry into Dover and was immediately pulled over for inspection. They didn't ask much in the way of questions, as to who we were or where we were going. They were completely focussed on thoroughly searching just one side of the boot space, nowhere else. A bag of dirty laundry gave them no joy, and they reluctantly moved on. Seemed like the they clearly knew exactly what they were looking for.

      That was the second time, first time was a bunch of students returning from a booze cruise, in a flamed Ford Cortina, with the rear bumper almost scraping on the ground because of the amount of beer in the boot - no prior tipoff required. We thought we had carefully calculated our exact allowance of 8.25 cases per person. But they insisted on counting every single bottle and there was a small overage. The customs officers were amused, and indulgent enough to let us neck the extra 6 bottles before we could proceed.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Wouldn't it be easier

        There was a story at my uni about a group of three students that went on a booze cruise to Calais. They were going to get enough cheap booze to last them the first term, spending a chunk of their grants in the process. Everything was fine when they set off across the Channel in the van on a ferry via vouchers from a tabloid newspaper. Grant cheques hadn’t cleared though before they left so they didn’t have a massive amount of money between them.

        Still they went with the small amount of cash they had and shopped in the French hypermarket. Then the French went on strike, not sure who is was exactly, my memory ain’t what it was but the ports were shut. They were stuck there but had some booze and it was warm so decided to make the most of being in France. They had a party with other stranded brits and drank all the booze they’d bought. Not a great start to their academic life but could have been worse.

        Arrived back in the UK when the ferries resumed to the welcoming embrace of UK Customs. They took a very keen interest in three lads who had come back from France after two days with a very empty Ford Transit van. Customs searched everywhere, looking behind panels, under the chassis in ducts etc. because the officers didn’t believe their story that they’d drunk it all, given how much people normally bought/brought back.

      2. David Hicklin Bronze badge

        Re: Wouldn't it be easier

        > The customs officers were amused, and indulgent enough to let us neck the extra 6 bottles before we could proceed.

        And you then got nicked for drinking over the limit, or was the poor driver excluded ?

      3. CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

        Re: Wouldn't it be easier

        Ford Cortina, with the rear bumper almost scraping on the ground

        Given the general marshmallow effect of the Cortina suspension I'd be surprised if a single case of Belgian beer didn't have the same effect..

    6. An_Old_Dog Silver badge

      Re: Wouldn't it be easier

      From TFA: (referring to a different foiled attempt at smuggling tech goods) "Upon inspection, the batch of suspected smuggled electronic products and electronic parts were found concealed behind a batch of properly declared goods inside the container," Hong Kong authorities stated.

      So yes, shipping containers (aka "Connex boxes") are checked. The port/border authorities probably have thermal scanners and such, and a hidden compartment, even with inert goods, will show up as an "additional" compartment due to the "extra" wall having different thermal characteristics than the main compartment.

  3. Sceptic Tank Silver badge
    Terminator

    Intel Outside, Idiot Inside

    I would just claim to be an IA bot and refuse to have them take away my CPUs.

    ======= Quick, act like Twiki, the light headed robot from Buck Rogers ==========================>

  4. Grunchy Silver badge

    I just bought 4 cpus from vendor in China, the 12/24 core units, cost me $36 apiece (completely obsolete 22nm devices). They were delivered via postal service and didn’t even trigger customs charges, Same with my $95 Tesla P4s I received last week. If I were to guess “why,” I’m pretty sure customs are amused by my toy supercomputer installation :)

  5. Scott Broukell

    Is that what's known as "wearable technology" ? (asking for a blue friend of mine)

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    "China is not exactly short of tech products"

    True, but they're expensive - same as in Europe, more than in the US, and that's with tax included.

    That stuff is much cheaper in HK and Macao.

  7. Nightkiller

    The smuggler should have asked the Ministry of State Security. Response? "Sure. we'll stuff it in a Diplomatic bag".

  8. ap011013

    A lot of cache

    …going to waist.

  9. TeeCee Gold badge
    Coat

    Back in the day....

    ....you could have been busted for having an 8" floppy in your trousers.

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    better than scrapping

    I've got junk PCs that age that I save to scrap gold from rather than trash them - nobody wants used computers near me,,,

    I would rather give them to the poor in china, or any place, than trash them. To bad so many government leaders are dicks that like to keep people poor.

    1. klh

      Re: better than scrapping

      I'm pretty sure the 13th gen i5s were not under risk of being scrapped

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