back to article £2B in UK taxpayer cash later, and still no Emergency Services Network

By the end of this month, the UK Home Office will have spent just under £2 billion ($2.4 billion) on a new critical communications network for the country's police, fire and ambulance services – with nothing to show for it, according to a report by the National Audit Office (NAO). Even worse, the multi-year project has fallen …

  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Better never than late

    Worked for a company which was integrating ESN into their main product, using functionality provided by Motorola. Whilst our code was beautiful, elegant and well tested, it ultimately came down to Motorola holding up their end of the deal. Unfortunately, Motorola's functionality was the most unreliable and inconsistent SAAS I have ever encountered in 30 yrs of professional development. It is truly the worst example of SAAS I have ever had to deal with.

    To make matters worse, over the course of about 6 months, most of the project team realised they were being underpaid and left for pastures new, including myself. Last I heard, the company were having some redundancies to try and get the project back on schedule.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Better never than late

      In the same way that syphilis isn't "better late than never", neither is ESN as it's been planned.

      Should have been brought in alongside tetra, never as a one stop "replacement" with all the features that have ever been developed.

    2. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

      Re: Better never than late

      The cause of this is of course the leadership the clueless morons that are allowed to run any company or department. My dog could do a better job than 99% of them for half the money.

      1. teebie

        Re: Better never than late

        Half?

        Greedy dog, go to your bed.

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    It should never have been planned as it was.

    It should never have been a "big switch", it should always have been "data first", then when that's running everything else can be built on top of it.

    That was clear to those working in the area back in 2015

    1. A Non e-mouse Silver badge

      Re: It should never have been planned as it was.

      Big bang switch over/roll outs are inherently dangerous and should be avoided.

      And the bigger the project, the bigger the bang is going to be when it goes wrong. (Because it will...)

      1. Pascal Monett Silver badge
        Trollface

        Yeah but, the director's cousin third removed needed an entry on his CV . . .

  3. Wellyboot Silver badge

    hopeless

    We're now 5 years past the end point of a 5 year design & implement project. Airwave looks set to out do the decade long NHS IT fubar that spaffed about £6Bn.

    Duplicating the military tactical radio net with a few modifications to suit the slightly different operating environment* should have been a serious option.

    * some secret squirrel stuff gets changed, base station network will be fixed and higher powered.

    1. Commswonk

      Re: hopeless

      Duplicating the military tactical radio net...

      Which net would that be then? The Army uses TETRA (Airwave) for Aid to the Civil Power, before which it had MOULD, which was removed some years ago.

      What other net did you have in mind?

      1. Roland6 Silver badge

        Re: hopeless

        > What other net did you have in mind?

        Well, I had largely forgotten the research project I had a small interaction with in the 1980s, until this recent ElReg article

        https://www.theregister.com/2023/03/07/us_air_force_awards_755m/

        I think a MANET is probably a better upgrade to Tetra than commercial 4G…

    2. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

      Re: hopeless

      Is that still the one that burns soldiers, needs a strengthened chassis to carry, has a wrist mounted unit that you need to be the terminator to lift and they never made enough batteries for ?

  4. elsergiovolador Silver badge

    IR35 changes

    They keep shooting government in the foot since 2017

    1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Re: IR35 changes

      2017? Try 1999.

      Youngsters today, mumble, mumble...

      1. elsergiovolador Silver badge

        Re: IR35 changes

        IR35 changed in 2017 is a completely different beast.

    2. Franco

      Re: IR35 changes

      Not disputing IR35 doesn't help, but ESN was a complete charlie-foxtrot long before that.

      It's been pointed out to the powers that be (often!) that large parts of the UK are rural and hilly and barely have a 2G signal a lot of the time, never mind 4G and the level of infrastructure required just to sort that could not be delivered in the project time frame.

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Good day?

    British taxpayers who are having a good day and want it ruined can download the report here.

    Good day?

    Think so?

    British taxpayers who voted Labour and Remain surely did not expect much better anything else from the present government.

    And they haven't had a good day in a great many years.

    The only thing British taxpayers have seen is the UK go to.the.dogs.

    Whilst being litterally sold by the pound, including seats at the House.

    A really sad, sad state of affairs of which only they are to blame.

    .

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: voted Labour and Remain

      Not everyone who has voted Tory also voted 'Leave'. Only the loony far right were even mildly enthusiastic about BREXIT and those donkeys were led by two liars (Boris and Farage) who are both rich enough to survive outside the EU without even a thought..

      Plenty of us are still of the opinion that BREXIT was about the worst thing we could have chosen to do other then shoot ourselves dead.

      1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge
        Facepalm

        Re: voted Labour and Remain

        Not everyone who has voted Tory also voted 'Leave'.

        Exactly! So many ardent brexiteers and remainers seem to forget the Brexit campaign was cross party with leavers and remainers on BOTH sides. Neither party has yet got over the splits and schisms that caused.

        1. codejunky Silver badge

          Re: voted Labour and Remain

          @John Brown (no body)

          "So many ardent brexiteers and remainers seem to forget the Brexit campaign was cross party with leavers and remainers on BOTH sides"

          Well said. May this eventually sink in for people both remain and brexit.

          1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

            Re: voted Labour and Remain

            I thought Labour consistently fought a bitter campaign with Labour over Brexit?

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: voted Labour and Remain

          "Brexit campaign was cross party with leavers and remainers on BOTH sides."

          Is this a thinly veiled pop at Jeremy Corbyn ?

          If so, carry on Comrade!

          1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

            Re: voted Labour and Remain

            No, it's a completely unveiled pop at the party faithfuls of both sides who are trying to re-write history. I see at least two people downvoted my comment, so can only assume they are both people who trying to do exactly that. :-)

      2. Binraider Silver badge

        Re: voted Labour and Remain

        True, but Tory remainers have been sidelined, ostracised or just plain removed at most opportunities by the ERG.

        The drift of the party to the right is blatantly obvious to all, and we should be terrified of that drift turning into something much, much nastier.

        1. cyberdemon Silver badge
          Devil

          Re: voted Labour and Remain

          I think Gary Lineker has pointed out exactly where this Tory government is drifting towards, TBH.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: voted Labour and Remain

            He should stick to football, at least he seems to have some clue about that.

            1. Lazlo Woodbine

              Re: voted Labour and Remain

              If everyone only commented about their immediate area of business, the world would be a truely awful place.

              Or is it only people you disagree with who shouldn't comment about politics, and area of life that affects far more people on a daily basis than football ever will.

            2. GioCiampa

              Re: voted Labour and Remain

              "He should stick to football, at least he seems to have some clue about that."

              Sue-Ellen... is that you?

          2. LybsterRoy Silver badge

            Re: voted Labour and Remain

            He sure has. Shame he didn't point out that he housed ONE migrant for a few days who wrote him a beautiful letter of thanks.

            I know I'm going to get downvoted big time for this but maybe, just maybe, some of us would have sympathy for genuine refugees but lack it for economic migrants.

        2. codejunky Silver badge

          Re: voted Labour and Remain

          @Binraider

          "True, but Tory remainers have been sidelined"

          Sounds like the right thing really. We voted brexit, implemented brexit surely remainers should be less involved in aspects involving brexit unless they are able to be impartial and carry out their duties (hard in a polarized topic). Note how brexiters were sidelined while in the EU and probably would have been as MEP's if people didnt get to vote for them.

          "The drift of the party to the right is blatantly obvious to all"

          The leap to the left was obvious and intentional. Drifting back towards the right doesnt seem to be an issue, being still so far left is a bit of an issue for people wanting a centre right party to run the country.

          "and we should be terrified of that drift turning into something much, much nastier."

          Unfortunately while people focus on a nasty right they forget about a nasty left. One imposing policy to make us all worse off while trying to control our lives.

          1. cyberdemon Silver badge
            Flame

            Re: voted Labour and Remain

            > We voted brexit

            Is that the `Royal "We"`? Cos I bloody well didn't, and the country as a whole could hardly have been more undecided on that "non-binding referendum" if it had tried. And if it were 48/52 the other way round, i'm sure you'd be crying for another referendum, rather than calling it undemocratic to demand a sizeable majority to close the matter.

            Had the referendum been a legally binding one, then it's very likely that many of the leave campaign would have gone to jail for all the lies and dirty tricks, such as those by Dominic Cummings, Alex Lebedev and Cambridge Analytica..

            The only beneficiaries of Brexit are Russia, China and a few rich Tories with their snouts in the UKCA trough.

            1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

              Re: voted Labour and Remain

              >The only beneficiaries of Brexit are Russia, China and a few rich Tories with their snouts in the UKCA trough.

              And the happy fish.

              I think a few european politicians might be breathing a sigh of relief that they don't have to deal with the [F/G/Bel/It]-exit annoyances in their own countries anymore

            2. NeilPost Silver badge

              Re: voted Labour and Remain

              Let’s call it what but was .. and remains today. Proroguing Parliament, braking the law, breaking international treaties etc .. spot on the money.

              https://www.cps.gov.uk/legal-guidance/misconduct-public-office

              Furriners, Shamina Begum, Migrants, NI Protocol, EU Retained Law Bill, Environmental Pollution (looking at you water companies), ClimTe Chances obligations, Covid Fast Lane, Lobbying, Palantir in the NHS ……

              1. LybsterRoy Silver badge

                Re: voted Labour and Remain

                Don't suppose you can post an explanation of your post?

                1. codejunky Silver badge

                  Re: voted Labour and Remain

                  @LybsterRoy

                  Not one of the responses contain an explanation.

          2. NeilPost Silver badge

            Re: voted Labour and Remain

            Brexit, implemented by Brexiteers.

            Going swimmingly isn’t it !!!

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: voted Labour and Remain

              Alas Brexit was not implemented by Brexiteers, but rather by the Civil Service.

              Even if the majority of them weren’t opposed to it (showing our “democracy “ in action), you don’t really expect them to have done it effectively do you?

              HS2, Ajax procurement, Universal Credit etc etc

        3. NeilPost Silver badge

          Re: voted Labour and Remain

          What a trans-Atlantic merger with the GOP?

        4. CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

          Re: voted Labour and Remain

          removed at most opportunities by the ERG

          One Brexit had become the orthodox cant of the Tories, anyone of a different opinion either shut up or left. I respect those who left a lot more than those who carried on parrotting a line that they obviously disagreed with.

          That lure of potential ministerial seats must be *very* powerful!

      3. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: voted Labour and Remain

        If you voted leave or tory, you need to apologise and pay a higher rate of tax to cover the damage you've cased. If you voted both, you need to surrender all assets for redistribution to those on the right side of history and have your voting rights cancelled until you can pass an exam that demonstrates empathy and basic reasoning skills.

        1. LybsterRoy Silver badge

          Re: voted Labour and Remain

          I upvoted you because I have a sneaky suspicion that many cannot recognise sarcasm. At least I hope it was sarcasm.

          1. SundogUK Silver badge

            Re: voted Labour and Remain

            It's probably a millennial, so I doubt it's sarcasm.

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: voted Labour and Remain

              RWNJs don't get sarcasm either, Hmm?

          2. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: voted Labour and Remain

            Thank you for saying, it's concerning that there might be people who genuinely agree with this.

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: voted Labour and Remain

          I propose, to avoid mistakes, that people who didn't vote for Brexit drive on the right side of the road, and the others keep driving as usual.

          Things should be sorted out rather fast.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Good day?

      If you really expect voting Labour to improve this situation you're in for a big disappointment. This is a Home Office civil service cockup, and since success in the civil service is measured by how big your department and your budgets are, expecting those useless plonkers to successfully manage an engineering project is a pipe dream.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Good day?

        It is a civil service cock-up but I wonder if it's because the departments aren't actually big enough and it all gets outsourced to Big CONsultancy, Would be interesting to see where the money has gone but I don't expect to be surprised.

        1. LybsterRoy Silver badge

          Re: Good day?

          Why should a "big enough" department not outsource to consultants. After all, its not their money and it wouldn't be the department's fault if anything goes wrong.

          1. John H Woods Silver badge

            Re: Good day?

            Absolutely no reason why they shouldn't. But if they have, and they've spent £2B without anything to show for it, they've done it wrong.

          2. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Risk Transfer

            the claim time and time again is that by outsourcing all the responsibility for a project you outsource the risk as well. I've seen too many public sector contracts go like this and then watched the bills for continuing to operate legacy systems role in while ccn after ccn is required to get the replacement completed

      2. NeilPost Silver badge

        Re: Good day?

        Theresa May

        Amber Rudd

        Sajid Javid

        Priti Patel

        Suella Braverman

        Grant Shapps

        Suella Braverman

        .. are the list of Tory Home Secretarie, who ultimately lead this project.

        I don’t see any of Suella Braverman’s - or predecessor’s - rabid anti-migrant/anti-Shamina Begum rhetoric allowing any time to be spent on this.

    3. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

      Re: Good day?

      Britain has been going to the dogs for a long time.

      Pretty sure home prices for example have been doubling every few years.

      Did i mention traffic and commuting time ?

      INternationalisation has done far more damage to the lives of the man in the street than Brexit.

  6. Flak

    ESN services vs network

    More of a question to my esteemed fellow readers than a comment.

    I understand EE provides the ESN 4G network infrastructure - are the elements mentioned here service overlays?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: ESN services vs network

      yes - essentially ESN is a 'mission critical' layer over the 4G network. As such, it relies on the underlying 4G network for functionality ie no 4G, no ESN.

      ESN is built on an 'standard', so, in principle, the rubbish Motorola implementation could be swapped out for a more reliable one. In practice, each implementation has it's quirks such that changing an implementation is massive amount of work.

      My nephew is a plod and was complaining of how patchy Airwave is. I said he'll be *begging* them to bring back Airwave when they switch over to ESN.

      1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        Re: ESN services vs network

        And people wonder why the NHS still uses fax machines?

        1. A Non e-mouse Silver badge

          Re: ESN services vs network

          Or pagers.

          1. Roland6 Silver badge

            Re: ESN services vs network

            My brother liked his pager, it often got signal when his mobile didn’t. So when out, it enabled him to knock on a likely door flash his NHS card and be permitted to use the landline phone.

            1. NeilPost Silver badge

              Re: ESN services vs network

              … an NHS ID has no statutory powers.

              1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

                Re: ESN services vs network

                >… an NHS ID has no statutory powers.

                But fortunately an NHS EGO does

    2. FirstTangoInParis Bronze badge

      Re: ESN services vs network

      Pembrokeshire now has EE 4G coverage where previously there was nothing at all (ok, if you did the TV aerial dance while standing on a farm gate [1], you might get enough to fire off an SMS). Something has clearly happened in the roll-out situation, so well done to EE for that. And then run a 4G data/VoLTE service over that, how hard is that? Am I missing something?

      TETRA was never the answer for national coverage as it is very localised, but yes running at 400 MHz does have its benefits.

      [1] stand at the hinge end, friends, never at the other end.

      1. Commswonk

        Re: ESN services vs network

        TETRA was never the answer for national coverage as it is very localised

        Utter tosh. If required TETRA will provide a call between John o' Groats and Lands End without any laborious setting up.

        1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

          Re: ESN services vs network

          >TETRA will provide a call between John o' Groats and Lands End without any laborious setting up.

          Suggesting that local policing has reached a crisis

  7. anothercynic Silver badge
    Facepalm

    How ironic...

    ... Here I was mentioning HS2 two or three days ago in the discussion about the UKAEA's suggestion to use MARTe as framework to manage the grid better... I guess Airwave/ESN can be added to the list then.

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    "We thank the National Audit Office for their report and are now working at pace to implement all their recommendations."

    Let me just fix that statement.

    "We thank the National Audit Office for their report and are now working at a snail's pace to implement none of their recommendations."

    1. Strahd Ivarius Silver badge

      does anybody has some "beurre d'escargot"?

  9. goodjudge

    "ancient pre-Roman Celtic gods and goddesses"

    As opposed to modern pre-Roman or modern Celtic? (No responses from Glasgow footie fans please).

    Anyway, what could be more 'science fiction and fantasy' than a national government IT project?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: "ancient pre-Roman Celtic gods and goddesses"

      OneTwitter under Musk, indivisible,with Liberty and Justice for all, perhaps?

  10. Graham 25

    Why ho TETRA on the whole of the underground ?

    Intersting as I was involved in the complete radio replacement programme way back in 1996ish when LuL placed a contract with what was then Racal, under a massive PFI project called Connect. If I recall it was over £2Billion to provide 100% coverage in tunnels and walking areas, and was much vaunted at the time as being a major achievement.

    https://www.thalesgroup.com/en/united-kingdom/news/connect-keeping-london-moving-under-and-over-ground-20-years

    Sounds like its bullsh*t if it doesnt cover everywhere its needed.

    1. Commswonk

      Re: Why ho TETRA on the whole of the underground ?

      Sounds like its bullsh*t if it doesn't cover everywhere its needed.

      What good is an undergound radio network that won't /wouldn't interface with Airwave? However good an earlier system might have been there was a clear (as in blindingly obvious) operational requirement that emergency services had to be able to work within TfL so an entirely separate radio system would be of no use whatsoever.

    2. Diver Fred

      Re: Why ho TETRA on the whole of the underground ?

      There is. Spent weeks travelling on and walking around public areas and much of the private areas to confirm the coverage in the network.

  11. Persona

    Purchase

    Couldn't we just have bought a system from some other country? It's got to be cheaper than £2billion. Perhaps we should still do that as we will probably spend as much again developing ESN.

    1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

      Re: Purchase

      Possibly for police, there are many contract organisations that provide "Policing Services" in places like Africa and the middle east - trouble is so many of them only speak Russian.

      Ambulances? Unlikely, our parents and grandparents fought a Brexit to remove foreigners from working in the NHS.

      The colonies do export firefighters around the world, but they generally come with water bombing aircraft - which might not be suitable for a typical chip pan fire.

      But we would still need to invent our own radios for all these groups to talk to each other

      1. Fred Daggy Silver badge

        Re: Purchase

        Just call 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3.

        Faster response times, better looking drivers They're YOUR Ambulance service.

        Catchy jingle.

        1. Matt_payne666

          Re: Purchase

          argh.... what film was that from... youve broken my brain from doing actual work now!!

          1. Franco

            Re: Purchase

            Not a film, it's from The IT Crowd.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWc3WY3fuZU

      2. xyz Silver badge

        Re: Purchase

        >Unlikely, our parents and grandparents fought a Brexit to remove foreigners from working in the NHS.

        PMSL

      3. nijam Silver badge

        Re: Purchase

        > ... trouble is so many of them only speak Russian...

        Except for those that only speak Chinese.

    2. Diver Fred

      Re: Purchase

      The whole of the TCCA and members are working towards an ESN like system. It's Long Term Evolution release 12 onwards.

      The UK's woke vanity idea is moving slowly to use a similar standard.

  12. Pascal Monett Silver badge
    Thumb Up

    the UK Home Office

    Keeping to their main goal : pioneering a new definition for the term "efficiency" . . .

    1. ecofeco Silver badge

      Re: the UK Home Office

      That's a funny way to spell grifting.

  13. Commswonk

    A Little Bit of History

    25 years ago TETRA was trialled as a working system in Jersey (Channel Island, not "New") and after tinkering was then adopted for UK - wide implementation. In other words, it was not ordered until it had been proven as a system, albeit with limitations on data transmission, which might not have been fully appreciated at the time.

    This time round some bright spark thought it would be a good idea to order a replacement system "off plan", and look where it has landed us...

    And while I have no particular interest in Motorola, IMHO easing them out of involvement with the ESN is yet another mistake; what other company has the experience to be able to put together a functioning system?

    Round up the usual suspects...

    1. Roland6 Silver badge

      Re: A Little Bit of History

      The Tetrapol (Europe) and tetra (uk) debate goes back to the late 1980s…

      So circa 10 years from debate to pilot probably isn’t bad given the typical glacial movement of uk government when it comes to technology decision making.

      1. Diver Fred

        Re: A Little Bit of History

        Tetrapol is France only system. Rest of Europe uses TETRA.

        TETRA was in use in the UK nationally from around 1992/3 - The Dolphin network. Nokia technolgy. Aimed at companies who needed a radio network that work county or nationally; even provided telephone calls.

    2. PRSCP

      Re: A Little Bit of History

      I was the project manager for our force from 1996 until 2000-ish.  I'd been a patrol sergeant when I was called into the Communication Supt's office and told I'd 'volunteered' to collate the force's response to the Home Office Questionnaire collating individual force requirements for the PSRCP (Police Service Radio Communication Project, of course…), which is what it was known as before BT decided to brand it Airwave (to the general disdain of forces, who thought it was a stupid name…)

      I went to the initial demo on Jersey, and another one on Skye – very enjoyable and, erm, informative. We put a lot of work in trying to work out how best we could use the technology, which really was a big step up from the old combination of VHF (cars) and and UHF (handhelds - the old Burndepts) we were using at the time. To most police officers, while we could see the potential of mobile data (and the other clever stuff like talk groups and direct mode) what we really wanted was radios which just worked most of the time.

      Each force had to agree to support the project, and I wrote the business case for ours, which I know for a fact was nicked and rebranded by several others… One of the things I'm most pleased about was that the case managed to convince the police authority to provide handheld coverage across the whole force area, which meant that officers weren't stuck with lower quality radios which often didn't work once they left their cars in rural areas as they had been up till then. That was *very* expensive (this was BT after all), but worth it for safety.

      Later on, the demand for mobile data grew, and then the limitations became more problematic, but at the time, much of the emphasis was on getting much better voice quality and reliability.

      1. dermotw

        Re: A Little Bit of History

        Yes.. I was there, on Skye, I installed the Nokia Tetra variant tested there. I did note that Nokia got a test site in skye and moto got one in the home counties, lol. I still think the home office should have stuck with Nokia, but then I'm biased. :)

        1. PRSCP

          Re: A Little Bit of History

          Beaconsfield, I think the Motorola test site was, but I could be wrong...

          We liked the Nokia better too (though I couldn't tell you why now... out of a failing of memory, not excess discretion) but that decision was taken way over our heads...

          1. Diver Fred

            Re: A Little Bit of History

            Nokia - a full national working network from day one.

            Motorola - took several years to get the national network working.

            Nokia - honest company, at time of signing admitted they didn't have the Air interface security working, was under development.

            Motorola - less honest company, at time signing reported SO security was availble... Unfortunately took several years to implement.

      2. cyberdemon Silver badge
        Pint

        Re: A Little Bit of History

        For posting on the Reg ---> Thanks for an interesting and informative first post. ----->

        But in all seriousness, who thought it was a good idea to put end-users (ordinary bobbies) in charge of collating engineering requirements? :P

        To an engineer, it is elementary that the necessary radio transmit power goes up with the square of distance i.e. to go twice as far you need four times the power (and with multiple units broadcasting, available bandwidth goes down with direct area coverage, no matter the power..) so a handheld radio that could talk from Skye directly to the mainland was always going to be very expensive and not-very extensible. It might have been better to base the technology on the existing cellular network. Although it's true that reliability/coverage could have been less. How did the reliability of PRSCP/Airwave compare to the mobile phone network in the end?

        1. Down not across

          Re: A Little Bit of History

          But in all seriousness, who thought it was a good idea to put end-users (ordinary bobbies) in charge of collating engineering requirements? :P

          Dunno, to me it makes sense for the end users who actually use the system to come up with the user requirements and then its up to the engineers to scratch their heads to work out how to deliver that (which will then be the engineering requirements).

        2. PRSCP

          Re: A Little Bit of History

          Well, we weren't collating engineering requirements, but user capability and quantity specifications so that the size and cost of the network could be specced, of course. Do you know any engineers capable of assessing the number of talkgroups needed across the various units of the various forces, or which of the potential features would be useful operationally in the many different type of unit? I met a number of highly competent and friendly engineers, and none of them would have claimed to have understood police user requirements better than the police.

          And the purpose of the Skye test was not to investigate island to mainland coverage! It was a demonstration of capability in a rugged rural area from a single transmitter - there was a similar test site in an urban area somewhere near London. These were early capability tests for the two bidders involved.

          As for using mobile phone networks, ultimately emergency services need to guarantee communications at exactly the time when the public are ringing home to reassure loved ones that they're safe. There are protocols to switch off public networks to keep capacity, but at the time it was felt essential to have a dedicated network. I think this was the right decision at the time and Airwave was a lot more reliable in use than previous systems. It's 20 years since I was involved so can't give figures, but it certainly felt more reliable than any mobile I've ever used...

        3. Diver Fred

          Re: A Little Bit of History

          Airwave Network reliability - much better even in big cities and remote rural areas; the two most difficult areas of any country to get good radio coverage.

          The amount of testing that went on ensured that.

    3. CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

      Re: A Little Bit of History

      Motorola, IMHO easing them out of involvement with the ESN is yet another mistake; what other company has the experience to be able to put together a functioning system?

      Motorola?

      The ones I worked for back in the mid 1990's that could barely find their own backside with a map and their hands tied behind their back? The ones who never, ever sacked a manager, no matter how bad they were - instead they just promoted them and moved them to another site?

      That Motorola? The utterly disfunctional one that had one good product (mobile base site) then did bog-all development or research to improve it and then got their lunch stolen by Nokia?

      (Yes - I'm a little bitter about my time there - I learnt many things there - mostly how *not* to do IT and mangement. Like not promising your staff something you quite clearly can't deliver then making up an utterly specious reason why they can have what you promised them..)

    4. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: A Little Bit of History

      Many do. Unfortunately, Motorola are not the company they once were (voice of experience talking).

  14. codejunky Silver badge

    I am shocked

    Happen a tax reduction while restricting their ability to borrow would focus minds more. I am sure the economy (people) would have been better with that £2b + admin costs in their pockets

    1. Strahd Ivarius Silver badge
      Trollface

      Re: I am shocked

      some people has got that money in his pockets...

  15. ScottishYorkshireMan

    follow the money...

    Somewhere, there will be an MP (most likely Tory), who has snaffled that £2B away to an account that had we not Brexited, they would be paying tax on.

  16. ComputerSays_noAbsolutelyNo Silver badge

    Doing a fusion power

    The state of a project being constantly over-time and the completion of the project being quite out in the future.

    Example:

    "We were supposed to finish our SAP transition 5 years ago. However, at best we start the transition in 5 years, at the earliest. This project is really doing a fusion power right now."

    1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

      Re: Doing a fusion power

      Remember, the real SAP transition is the friends you made along the way

  17. Potemkine! Silver badge

    The Home Office cannot say when the replacement system will be operational

    Isn't the correct question "if" rather than "when"?

    I guess there will be no independent inquiry to check that mess, won't it?

    1. Potemkine! Silver badge

      A tribute to UK, especially to El Reg (if we can consider it's still an UK media ^^) : such a scandal is made public. In France it would be buried and nobody would be aware of such a waste of taxpayers money except a few specialists.

  18. amanfromMars 1 Silver badge

    Who and where be the bigger idiots at large, feeding dreams with nightmares writ large ??? *

    £2B in UK taxpayer cash later, and still no Emergency Services Network ... And not even a tentative date for a system go-live either

    SNAFUBAR and just like every other major project and program being championed by Walter Mitty types ..... with the sad crazy thing being that you would be expecting it to be any different and better with the revolving streams of incompetent clowns and self-serving degenerates in offices of state and corrupting influence with their sticky little hands and snivelling noses in the Treasury and Bank of England fiat currency trough.

    *......“The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.”― Winston S. Churchill

    And aint that the fcuking gospel truth.

    J'accuse, and would point yet out again the current pathetic state of future UKGBNI play which is a dead ringer for pussy cat lions led by nodding donkeys.

    No wonder novel disruptive and energising proprietary intellectual property is abandoning the Wild Wacky Wicked West to its bankrupting fate and taking its chances with migrations for deployment and enjoyment in the Exotic Erotic Esoteric East ...... although that is not the sort of realistic picture any mainstream media mogul operation will be painting for you/sharing with you.

    The ignorant masses just love their daily arrogant comics filled to overflowing with their pages of toxic bullshit, don't they. Sad and crazy indeed. What an absolute omnishambles.

    1. TheSirFin

      Re: Who and where be the bigger idiots at large, feeding dreams with nightmares writ large ??? *

      An equally correct modern day take on this would be ....

      *......“The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average UK Politician.”

  19. Trotts36

    Heads roll

    If there was any justice various people should be facing the sack and maybe even criminal charges for outright fraud.. but that’ll never happen. The system protects itself.

  20. MOH

    So who's going to jail and for how long? Oh wait, it's just public money. Victimless crime.

  21. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    £2B in UK taxpayer cash later

    what 2b between friends! And, in comparison with real fuckups, with a zero after the first digit, it's just... really small change, don't mention it, nothing to see here, move along!

  22. sabroni Silver badge
    Happy

    We could easily afford this

    If it wasn't for all those fucking small boats bringing illegal immigrants to our shores!!!

    It's a CRISIS!!!!!

  23. Karl Vegar

    Why does every country do this on their own?

    I live in Norway, and yes, we have the same struggle with a new emergency response network.

    Are the needs of the first responders that different from country to country? Or could it be possible to create a system that would work for most, and then changing out crypto keys for the different customers, or even better, let the customer install their own keys as needed.)

    (OK, apparently we need to add 100k £ in mods to any police car we get here in Norway, and for some reason the specs called out in requests for offers usually have a 99,9% fit on some model and tend to have demands that exclude some others... has nothing to do with a public sector that consider cost cutting to be foul language.;) )

  24. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    What's it all about, Alfie?

    Quote: "...a new critical communications network for the country's police, fire and ambulance services..."

    Ha...........So Scotland Yard (aka Wayne Couzens University) might get new technology with which to share porn, demeaning messages about victims, demeaning messages about colleagues, and so on......

    Your taxpayer pound (by the billion) at work!!!!

  25. HKmk23

    Another Brexit rant?

    Brexit would have been great if.......

    Great (UK) had followed on with tax haven status, free ports, incentives for start ups etc, but until the house of lords is abolished and the house of commons is filled with people selected the same way as jury selection...

    You serve because you have not been found guilty of a crime and you have to serve for 4 years and you will be paid £100,000-0 per year) and not the elected scrotums that currently occupy or are trying to occupy parliament.

    We will not succeed in being the power in the world we once were (note I said power in the world NOT world power...there is a big difference).

  26. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    George Santanaya and Peter Hall Provide Help For Project Managers

    Aphorism: George Santanaya: "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it"

    Book: Peter Hall, Great Planning Disasters, Weidenfield and Nicholson, 1980

    In summary, Peter Hall describes the history of troubled and failed projects, and then provides a "theory of decision making.....how the processes might be improved".

    Peter Hall's book should be required reading for all project managers -- and George Sanataya's aphorism is particularly relevant!

    1. Strahd Ivarius Silver badge
      Joke

      Re: George Santanaya and Peter Hall Provide Help For Project Managers

      is there a powerpoint version?

      no more than 6 slides, it is for management use...

  27. Tron Silver badge

    Waiting for GODOT.

    Government Origin Disastrously Outsourced Tech.

    Here's what happens next.

    2023. Dido placed in charge. Budget goes up to £20bn. Several more years of delays due to war in what is left of Ukraine.

    2024 Alpha build delays when cases can no longer be sourced from China due to national security and plastic concerns. Budget: £22bn.

    2025 Alpha build and wooden Scots Pine cases completed. System turned off by E-On Smart Meters. Back to the drawing board. Budget: £25bn.

    2026 Beta testing delayed due to Porton Down variant of Covid 26 emergence and war in Moldova, Lithuania, Finland, Sweden and Poland. Budget: £27bn.

    2027 Everyone takes a year off to save cash as Sterling now worth 75c. Budget frozen at £29bn.

    2028 Entire engineering team fired for Mother-in-Law jokes at Les Dawson themed virtual AirBnB party in metaverse. Budget now £32bn.

    2029 Working systems rolled out. Everyone gets headaches (and splinters) using them. Fixes promised. Budget: £34bn.

    2030 System complete and working but 4G phased out. 5G replacement bought from Radio Shack for $2bn (£4bn). Mission accomplished. Bonuses all round. Total cost: £49bn.

  28. ecofeco Silver badge

    Must be nice

    Must be nice to make millions and deliver nothing.

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