Re: Hide and seek at El Reg
"Well, it's accounts who told us not to unpack them"
"Accounts? What have they got to do with this?"
"Err, it seems that the future of the company relies on the boxes remaining unopened"
"What? What utter nonsense. Out of my way"
Pulling one of the boxes down off of the huge stack, the manager started ripping at the tape and cardboard.
"My department is struggling with old and useless PC's while stores are rammed to the ceiling with the latest and greatest. I'm unpacking a dozen of these and taking them. You go tell accounts if you like!"
Some time later the poor clerk returns to the store. The frustrated manager is knee deep in cardboard, and a huge stack of breeze (cinder) blocks stands beside him.
"Where are all the PC's? What on Earth is going on. Why, instead of a PC I'm finding building materials?"
"Err, accounts has better explained things to me, it involves a scientific experiment, a cat and a lethal gas"
"? go on!"
"Err, it seems the cat left in the unopened box has an equal probability of being alive or dead. Only when you open the box is it's state certain"
"Sorry, I really am not following one word of what you are saying"
"Err, I think they called it Schrodinger's Principle of Asset Management"
"You really are testing my patience"
"Err, It seems those boxes, while left unopened, had an equal possibility of being the ultra modern super fast PC's the labels on them infer or they could be just junk that our purchaser bought from a company that ceased to exists the moment they got paid. Their value on the balance sheet, now you have opened them, has plummeted to nothing."
"Oh, err. What can we do about it?"
"Well. I left accounts with everyone busy updating their CV. Perhaps you should do the same"