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Welcome, gentle readers, to another instalment of Who, Me? in which citizens of the Reg universe (Regizens?) recount their tales of technological near-misses. This week, cast your mind back to the halcyon days of the late 1990s, when computers were made of metal and the power button was an actual physical button. That's …

  1. Martin an gof Silver badge

    Another sign of the migration of El Reg Westwards?

    the NHS (the UK's government health insurer)

    I think you will find that is very far from the case. The NHS is funded out of general taxation. Whether or not that is the best way to do it in the current climate, that is certainly the way it is currently done.

    M.

    1. Ol'Peculier

      Re: Another sign of the migration of El Reg Westwards?

      Agreed.

      Terribly worded phrase. It's the National Health Service. The way it's written makes it sound like it is there to cater for government staff only.

      I'm starting to think I need to find other places to find my IT news'n'stuff that still stick to their roots.

      1. chivo243 Silver badge
        Meh

        Re: Another sign of the migration of El Reg Westwards?

        but where to go? The Inquirer? Wired? Ars? They've all fallen a few pegs in the past 10 years or so.

        1. Totally not a Cylon
          Headmaster

          Re: Another sign of the migration of El Reg Westwards?

          We can just stay put and continue to make fun of all the 'Americanisms' shoe-horned into Brit stories.

          And of course, poke fun at the Metric/Freedom! units war..........

          1. lnLog

            pedant says...

            I like to point out the american tendency to use pre-revolutinary units does not match well with their image of themselves

            1. Not Yb Bronze badge
              Coat

              Re: pedant says...

              And yet... it fits "Rugged Individualism" quite well. Maybe not so much the other myths, but definitely that one.

              1. Adrian 4

                Re: pedant says...

                Rugged individualism tends to suggest going forward where others fear to tread rather than hanging on to the old and comfortable.

            2. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

              Re: pedant says...

              "I like to point out the american tendency to use pre-revolutinary units does not match well with their image of themselves"

              Especially when you consider the inventors of the Metric system, the French, significantly bankrolled the uprising in the colonies :-)

          2. MrDamage Silver badge

            Re: Another sign of the migration of El Reg Westwards?

            Metric? Freedom units? Both the biggest load of bollocks since Buster Gonad wandered by with his wheelbarrow. We all know El Reg units are superior.

        2. BenDwire Silver badge
          Facepalm

          Re: Another sign of the migration of El Reg Westwards?

          You'll find that The Inquirer was turned off many years ago. Something about being bought out by a publisher who wanted to make changes to increase revenue, which of course did exactly the opposite.

          Now where else have I heard that recently?

          1. chivo243 Silver badge
            Coat

            Re: Another sign of the migration of El Reg Westwards?

            The Inquirer was turned off many years ago. Many years ago? Wow, I seem to remember looking it more recently than that... but indeed, it's not anywhere to be found. The only other place I can think of was slashdot... I wonder if my login still exists?

            Well, Gents, we can say we witnessed the beginning of the internet, and the beginning of the decline of the internet. Perhaps El Reg is an analog of that process? Shooting star to falling star?

            If it's any consolation, we can find Dabbsy here: https://autosaveisforwimps.substack.com/

            I don't think Paris followed him.

            Grabbing my coat just in case...

            1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

              Re: Another sign of the migration of El Reg Westwards?

              "I don't think Paris followed him."

              I was going to suggest the Mme Dabbsie would have strong words to say about that if she had followed him. Then I realised two things. 1) We've never actually seen Mme Dabbsie. 2) Dabbsie and Paris disappeared at about the same time. Ergo, Mme Dabbsie is Paris :-)

              1. BenDwire Silver badge
                Facepalm

                Re: Another sign of the migration of El Reg Westwards?

                Don't diss Mms Dabbsie! Wash your mouth out...

                ... Which is probably what Paris has been told many times

                [ yes, yes, I know: Lawyers, Professionalism, Complete and utter boredom ]

                /sigh

        3. Swarthy

          Re: Another sign of the migration of El Reg Westwards?

          The main selling point for El Reg is that they've declined less than everyone else.

          1. Mark 85

            Re: Another sign of the migration of El Reg Westwards?

            The main selling point for El Reg is that they've declined less than everyone else.

            True but the downward path was set when the vulture was diminished and the motto "biting the hand that feed IT" is long gone.. I go to the front page now and it's a jumbled mess with promotions masking as articles, etc. Speaking of changes, the forums have seemed to have disappeared. <sigh>

            1. Adrian 4

              Re: Another sign of the migration of El Reg Westwards?

              And the pointless but jarring graphical adjustments.

        4. swm

          Re: Another sign of the migration of El Reg Westwards?

          "but where to go?"

          How about the Onion?

    2. David Nash Silver badge

      Re: Another sign of the migration of El Reg Westwards?

      It's also a provider, not an insurer.

    3. Anonymous Coward Silver badge
      Unhappy

      Re: Another sign of the migration of El Reg Westwards?

      And yes, the UK's government is in poor health at the moment.

      1. Aladdin Sane

        Re: Another sign of the migration of El Reg Westwards?

        More so than usual

      2. The Indomitable Gall

        Re: Another sign of the migration of El Reg Westwards?

        The good news is that the early indications that the tumour was back have proven to be a false alarm.

        The bad news is that we;ve instead ended up with acute appendicitis, and they're refusing to take us to general surgery to get it sorted.

    4. AlanSh

      Re: Another sign of the migration of El Reg Westwards?

      That was the first thing I also noticed about that article. Come on El Reg, at least get YOUR facts straight.

      Oh - and bring back Dabbsy.

    5. martinusher Silver badge

      Re: Another sign of the migration of El Reg Westwards?

      Its really 'the West' migrating back to England. Successive governments have turned the NHS into what looks a lot like what we call a "Preferred Provider Organization" in the US. These are networks of provider groups -- hospitals, doctors and specialists -- that coordinate care between themselves, contracting with one or more insurers to get paid. Its a subtle shift that you might not notice at first but its actually a good step towards privatizing the health system where the government is a 'provider of last resort', primarily to deal with the poor and elderly, but anyone who can (and wants prompt care) has private insurance. Obviously there's a lot of resistance to this in the system, the traditional NHS operates like what we call an HMO (a Health Maintenance Organization) , a vertically integrated full service operation that manages all your care. HMOs are typically not for profit and are extremely efficient; they're not available everywhere and there's an ingrained resistance to the notion of 'lack of choice' that's part of the American mindset (which is a bit ironic since insurers increasingly mandate what are called 'narrow networks' for their PPOs).

      Its an interesting topic but still a bit off topic. Just remember that when Jeremy Hunt was busy making the NHS more efficient a few years back he was being advised by UHC, one of the US's biggest insurers, who coincidentally referred to the UK as a 'grown opportunity' to their shareholders. But the NHS is sacred , isn't it? Sure it can't happen here?

      1. EvilDrSmith Silver badge

        Re: Another sign of the migration of El Reg Westwards?

        "the traditional NHS operates like what we call an HMO (a Health Maintenance Organization)"

        "HMOs are typically not for profit and are extremely efficient;" - this will be where the NHS is most definitely not a typical HMO.

        Parts can be (my local health centre includes GP services and blood testing, and links directly to the - private, not state run - pharmacy, and does indeed seem to be pretty efficient), but I know two people with chronic conditions where the level of inefficiency and incompetence in how they are being treated (as people, not medically) justifies every insult ever directed at the NHS.

        The NHS isn't a typical HMO, it's the Curate's egg - good in parts.

  2. Mast1

    Foot, not finger

    Heard a story of a film scanner in a TV broadcaster. Converts 35mm film (what's that) into TV pictures.

    Lots of whirring machinery for finger, hair & clothing entrapment.

    So the device has a microswitch on a bracket detecting whether the door was open, and powering off if so.

    Bracket is made of bent mild steel, and has progresively bent backwards as people have shut the door, possibly a bit too enthusiastically.

    When it came to starting the film for broadcast , it would not roll. Quick thinking operator kicks his foot against bottom off door, and microswitch decides it is safe to roll.

    Operator has to hold his foot against the door for the whole of the reel, otherwise his error will be "seen" by millions (big name film, national holiday time, pre cable/FreeView).

    1. TWB

      Re: Foot, not finger

      Not as dramatic but in BBC TV Centre many years ago there were network changeover buttons in one of the main control rooms ('CAR' if you really want to know) which allowed BBC 1 or 2 to be switched to lessor control rooms to provide Open University* transmission. Anyway, come one evening at closedown**, a keen and lucky engineer pressed the changeover button and it failed to latch, falling back to the normal BBC2 (or 1) control room when he released his finger. Being a diligent chap he pressed it again and held it down keeping OU programmes on air for the next 2 hours before he could finally release his finger and go home, rather late. ISTR the buttons were large enough that you could swap fingers when one of them started to ache too much.

      When he retired from TV he was given the offending button mounted on stand as a leaving present.

      *Go look it up, I can't be arsed.

      **For our younger audience, in the olden days, BBC TV used to finish in the evening and there was no transmission overnight, the output signals from the TV Centre would be pulled and the TV transmitters would shut down.

  3. Martin an gof Silver badge

    The "half click" and related moves

    I think we've probably all done the "half click" move, and most of us have probably done the <clack> <click> move to see if the capacitors are good enough as well. I would dispute

    the late 1990s, when computers were made of metal
    however; many "proper" computers of the day (that is, even if you ignore the likes of the ST and Amiga) had plastic or glass-fibre cases. Personally I had a RiscPC (after an Archimedes which actually was (mostly) metal), and many of the Macs of that era were also plastic. Didn't seem to make them much lighter!

    A similar thing which happened to me was at a funeral of a young child at our church. As you can imagine, the place was packed out with friends, relatives, teachers and the like and muggins here on PA... with a desk which had an external power brick, connected via a stupid multi-pin connector (it was a Soundcraft) which was beginning to have problems. I spent the whole hour with my hand around the back of that desk, because every time I let go of the connector the power would disappear.

    Worked fine up until the end of the service, but I'd been asked to help carry the coffin, so the last few minutes were silent. Seemed appropriate somehow.

    M.

    1. Lazlo Woodbine

      Re: The "half click" and related moves

      I was building PCs for a large UK OEM in the early 2000's and our PCs still had metal cases

      1. Prst. V.Jeltz Silver badge

        Re: The "half click" and related moves

        I built a pc with new case recently and it was metal, in fact I have never seen a pc without a metal case , including the dinkiest of laptops.

        There plastic involved sure .... i must have missed the point.

        The story seemed to be more about "hard" on off buttons

        1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

          Re: The "half click" and related moves

          "I built a pc with new case recently and it was metal, in fact I have never seen a pc without a metal case ,"

          There were many PC brands using plastic cases with some form of inner metal shielding such a vapour deposition of copper or a stuck on tinfoil like coating. Amstrad[*] in particular were always plastic cases. Actually more expensive for small runs, the moulds cost big money, but much cheaper if you are going mass market and IIRC, Amstrad started out as a plastics moulding company before they got into electronics and computers.

          Plenty other brands used plastic cases too, but often that was just the outer panelling, the inner chassis skeleton being metal.

          [*] and yes, I mean PCs, not their earlier 8 bit stuff. PC1512 up to at least their x386 based kit.

      2. Contrex

        Re: The "half click" and related moves

        My latest desktop PC, a Lenovo, bought in March 2022, has a metal case, and it's better quality than my previous 'Zoostorm' one, also metal cased, that I bought in 2015, which used to make a deeply annoying drumming sound.

        1. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

          Re: The "half click" and related moves

          The last computer I owned of any sort (games consoles aside) that had a plastic case was an Amstrad CPC 464*. Every single desktop PC I have ever owned, including the current one, which was built into a brand-new full-height case about 18 months ago (water cooling heat-sinks and fans take up quite a lot of space), has had a metal case.

          Laptops might be considered somewhat differently, as they often have a plastic shell, but this is almost always screwed onto a metal chassis that holds the internal components in place.They don't even really have a case, to speak of.

          *The closest modern piece of kit to this that I own is a Raspberry Pi 400, which, admittedly, is in a plastic case. It's also smaller than an average keyboard, and it would be a silly thing to make from metal...

          1. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

            Re: The "half click" and related moves

            ...even the "beige box" PC I owned in the '90s had a case made from powder-coated steel...

            1. Version 1.0 Silver badge
              Happy

              Re: The "half click" and related moves

              My computer has a metal case, with one disk drive (a PDP11/23 with an RL02) so it weighs about 300lbs, but if I need to change the ceiling lights I can roll it over and stand on top of it.

              1. MachDiamond Silver badge

                Re: The "half click" and related moves

                "if I need to change the ceiling lights I can roll it over and stand on top of it."

                It reminds me of an old SGI I had (Crimson?). Big cube that could do triple duty as a drinks trolley, dance platform or impromptu ladder. .

          2. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

            Re: The "half click" and related moves

            "Laptops might be considered somewhat differently, as they often have a plastic shell, but this is almost always screwed onto a metal chassis that holds the internal components in place.They don't even really have a case, to speak of."

            Plastic laptops are not that uncommon, especially consumer and low to middle range enterprise. The "palm rest" bit of the case is, in effect, the chassis. The only substantial metal in them are brackets shaped to fit over the PCD mounted sockets, USB ports etc and the screen hinges. Some, but not all, may have metal stiffeners up either side of the LCD panel.

      3. J.G.Harston Silver badge

        Re: The "half click" and related moves

        I was *removing* PCs from NHS GP surgeries in 2014, and these were still 4-stone metal behemoths. I know how much they weighed, because - being GP surgeries - I stood on the patient scales holding one. Plus, the screams from my car's suspension.

        1. MachDiamond Silver badge

          Re: The "half click" and related moves

          "I know how much they weighed, because - being GP surgeries - I stood on the patient scales holding one."

          Ok, what's up with the unit hate on the 'muricans when brits measure a person's weight in Stone? Can't go all of the way and use Kg's? Pounds are bad enough because more "Pounds" in the UK is a good thing and not a good thing in the US. I'm confused enough as it is. At least I can eyeball a "wee dram" of scotch, it's just shy of the rim of the glass. Half that if it's very peety.

          1. Trixr

            Re: The "half click" and related moves

            I'm old enough that I grew up with stones for a while, and I still need to mentally convert people's heights, but honestly, I barely know stones equate to anymore (it's a bit over 6kg, fwiw). At least with pounds, you can divide by 2 and knock off 20%-ish for a rough idea.

            The thing that really gets up my nose with Brits and their "revolutionary times measurements" snarks at the Americans is their insistence on imperial measurements for road distances!! It drove me nuts (literally) when I lived there, and all their feeble BS about it "costs too much" to change road signs etc is just that, BS. All their former colonies managed it in the 60s/70s. India, being a large country both in area and population, made the full metric transition in 5 years.

            I'm sure the only reason car manufacturers aren't jumping up and down about having to provide speedos and odometers etc in miles is because of the American market enabling it. So really, the Brits should be grateful to them.

          2. Ghostman

            Re: The "half click" and related moves

            Ok, what's up with the unit hate on the 'muricans when brits measure a person's weight in Stone? Can't go all of the way and use Kg's?

            I'm from the USA and I don't hate the use of stone in a persons' weight figures. But, I'm not familiar with what a British "stone" weighs. Is it where you go to the local quarry, find a stone you like and declare this is what I will use as a measure? Is it an equal weight as the "Stone Of Destiny"?

            Could it be that someone on a walking adventure in the hill country was crushed by a large stone falling off the face of the escarpment, the fellow with him incuriously asked "How much does that stone weighs to have made Percival (don't know if that's his real name.) as flat, and as thick, as a leaf." One of the other hikers declares "Egad, we should use that as a weight measurement, but what shall we call it?" Another chirps "We shall call it a Percival (Again not sure about the name.) as that it was he who left behind his mortal shell to give us this unit of measure." The well lubricated member of the group makes an observation. "I would wager that if we remove the stone to recover Percival (Still not sure on the name, but I digress), we would find that being the stone landed on the top of his skull and compree-compris-oh bloody hell, squished him straight down, we could most likely pull him up straight, punch a few holes in his chest, and play him like a concertina."

            "We shall deal with your inexcusable frivolity later. Percival (Damn, I've got to figure who that guy was, really.) is dead. DEAD, dead, no longer living, gone to the great beyond, reaping his heavenly reward, partying with the angels" COULD SOMEBODY GET THIS BLOODY ROCK OFF ME? "Percival (does anybody know what his name is?), you are alive?" "Yes, I am alive, but I don't feel well."

            While removing the rock, the well lubricated member said, "Well, I guess we shall just call our new unit of measure Stone!"

            Don't know if that's how it went, but, if someone could tell me two things.

            How many Imperial gallons would equal the weight of a Stone.

            Was Percival his real name?

    2. Mark 85

      Re: The "half click" and related moves

      I would dispute

      the late 1990s, when computers were made of metal

      however; many "proper" computers of the day (that is, even if you ignore the likes of the ST and Amiga) had plastic or glass-fibre cases.

      There's a reason the big boxes in the data centers were called "big iron" back then.

  4. Evil Auditor Silver badge

    Only reading this, the pain kept creeping back into my index finger - a numb finger from feeling a button that seems to be pushing back with increasing strength, And slowly losing the sense of how much of a push is really needed to keep the button pressed....

    Yes, been there, pushed that, and simultaneously heard «DON'T!!!» It wasn't the NHS though, only some local server for the CAD. What I cannot remember though is whether is was a colleague or my own brain who shouted the «don't».

    1. Giles C Silver badge

      I did the same it was the main file server for the building and was a compaq unit on wheels,

      Had to pull it out for some reason and pressed the button, the springs on those power switches get stronger the longer you hold them….

  5. Daniel Gould

    Compaq Proliant

    Had the same problem at a major investment bank in 1993. First contract job at 21 years old, IT break/fix for dealer positions and supporting infrastructure. In one of the many distributed IT rooms throughout the building with networking and server kit, I had been sent to powercycle a Novell server. There were two with pretty much identical names next to each other. I read the label too quickly and had already pressed the button in when I realised it was the wrong one. Cue me, scrabbling to hold the button in and reach the phone with my foot to call someone to get the server shutdown before my finger gave out. We managed it and the server was shutdown remotely so I could release the button. Brought it back up, luckily no impact. Then on to fix the one I'd originally been sent to work on.

  6. My-Handle

    Regarding the rapid toggling of the power switch...

    For a while I ran an HP Proliant DL385 2U server as a desktop machine in my office, fed from raw mains. No UPS or anything like that. Our house gets occasional power cuts, usually only for a second or so at a time. I noticed that the server was always absolutely the last machine to turn off due to a power cut. A blip in power that would reset every other device in the house, from the microwave to other desktops, that machine would just ride out. I can well believe that an older server with a hard-power button would run right over a quick toggle.

    1. John Riddoch

      Figures.

      Older kit would have been over-specced to ensure it ran OK. With experience and cost saving measures, the capacitors were trimmed down to the bare minimum to make them work, so I doubt a similar "click-clack" recovery would work on a modern system. I know I've done the double click to save powering off at the wrong time (only on my desktop, not a server) so know it was possible.

      1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

        Re: Figures.

        It couldn't work on a modern system anyway. Hit the power button accidentally and you are toast. Single press, it goes into the shutdown sequence. Panicking and holding the button down is worse. Much worse. Hard shutdown! There is no second chance, no matter how quick your reactions.

  7. UCAP Silver badge

    My thought when reading this

    There but for the grace of <deity> goes I.

    (originally spelt diety, but realised that I am not praying to loose weight)

    1. b0llchit Silver badge
      Joke

      Re: My thought when reading this

      Thank you for consulting $deity network. Your prayers are very important to us.

      We have evaluated your typo and come to the conclusion that $diety may be appropriate. You are advised to limit your intake accordingly. Thank you again for consulting $deity network.

    2. Cederic Silver badge

      Re: My thought when reading this

      It's ok, the articles no longer care about correct spelling so the comments shouldn't need to either.

    3. Judge Mental

      Re: My thought when reading this

      In the UK, the NHS has deity like status.

      Not perfect but is there if you need it whatever your income and whether or not you pay tax.

      Politicians play with this at their peril.

    4. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: My thought when reading this

      Speaking of typos, *lose

  8. Zippy´s Sausage Factory

    I imagined Jerry from Disenchantment while reading that, which only make it the more enjoyable.

  9. The Boojum

    15 minutes? Surely 23.67 mTruss is the correct version according to current standards.

    1. Aladdin Sane

      Maybe it was 15 very smalls?

  10. Tim99 Silver badge

    White box

    I had a customer who ran an early version Microsoft’s Small Business Server on a 486 desktop PC (I know. The boss preferred to spend the business’s money on his leased top of the range V8 Ute instead of the Server which was responsible for all of their income). It had a "Turbo" button to increase/reduce the clock speed. I sat down next to it to promote a user to a higher SQL Server group in our software, and noticed that the Turbo light showed the slow speed. I reached down to change it, and in the next ohno-second, managed not to release it when I realized that I had pressed the nearly identical Power button next to it. Fortunately all of the 12 or so users were within shouting range, so I asked them to save their work and log off. I managed to use the keyboard with the other hand to shut the Server down.

    After restarting everything, and apologising, I went to my favourite coffee shop down the street and had 2 large flat whites and 2 chocolate Bouchees before I felt strong enough to go back and carry on.

    1. DJV Silver badge

      Re: White box

      But, did you then fit a Molly-Guard to prevent a second such occurrence?

      1. Tim99 Silver badge

        Re: White box

        A hinged/sellotaped piece of paper...

        1. David Hicklin Bronze badge

          Re: White box

          > A hinged/sellotaped piece of paper...

          Did the same when I hit the wrong machine in our broom cuboard server room. Desk with 2 compaq tower servers, one was the Novell server. can't remember what the other one was but of course I hit the wrong power button when the latter hung up.

          Finance director was very upset that his staff had lost work, wanted everything rejigging to run on their local PC drives until I pointed out that backups would then be his responsibility, and how about we fix this for everyone and not just him?

  11. Simon Robinson

    Not exactly the same situation, but once had to spend close to an hour holding a damaged USB memory stick in exactly the right position while I copied all the data off.

    Needless to say, the person I did this for showered me with prasie and gifts for rescuing their un-backed up work. Not.

  12. chivo243 Silver badge
    Coat

    wait a minute

    Jerry was never Tom's able bodied assistant... He may have double crossed him a few times, but never was he the assistant for long...

  13. PM from Hell
    Flame

    The National Health Service

    The National Health Service is the state health care provider for UK citizens, it ids funded from general taxation but is under huge pressures, the far right have suggested that the only way to rescue the NHS is to move to an insurance based service as in the USA. As a very well paid but self employed IT consultant, that would probably bankrupt myself and many others. My wife has a lifelong health condition requiring regular blood tests a raft of drugs and annual consultations with one of the world wide experts in the condition. A recent hospital stay of my own would have cost us tens of thousands of pounds, I'm still awaiting the results of the tests taken during a post stay diagnostic visit and, whilst i have worries about my long term health, I have no worries about the cost of future treatment as there will be no cost (other than parking charges at the hospital).

    It is essential that reporting on the NHS reflects it's true status and it is completely unacceptable to describe it in US terms as this is normalising the idea that such a change to its status would be acceptable. Please correct the working in the article to reflect the true position.

    1. Dave314159ggggdffsdds Silver badge

      Re: The National Health Service

      "the far right have suggested that the only way to rescue the NHS is to move to an insurance based service as in the USA"

      This is an alt-right lie. Clever of you to claim it's the far right who say what in fact every sensible person does, and then twist it a bit.

      In fact, everyone who knows anything about it agrees we should move to an insurance based service as in Scandinavia, Europe, and so-on.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: The National Health Service

        Unfortunately for some any criticism of the NHS, no matter how valid, is taken as some horrific personal insult.

      2. Tim99 Silver badge
        Unhappy

        Re: The National Health Service

        When I lived and worked in the UK, I paid "National Insurance" so did everybody who worked. If you were a student, it was normally deemed to have been paid; a married woman could pay what used to be called "the 6 penny stamp", meaning that if she did work she would be covered by her husband’s insurance, but she could pay the "full stamp" to get personal cover. I find it amusing that, according to most figures the US compulsory cost for health averages about $12,000 compared to the UK cost of <$6,000.

        It might not be cynical to postulate that the US system does not produce a significantly better outcome, and that it may have been designed to maximise profit? Personal experience in the UK indicates that Conservative governments deliberately underinvest in the publicly funded sector so that they can be privatized and sold off…

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: The National Health Service

          Didn't the great Blair sell off a good chunk of the NHS? Or at least dump it with a huge amount of debt through his public private investments.

          I do not believe there is any level of funding that will fix the NHS. All these calls for 'fully finding' but what actual number is that?

          The US system is geared for profit over anything else. Because they can. The establishment politicians (Dem and GOP) are very much in the pay of big medical and big pharma. As is the CDC, FDA etc. The system is geared to be as obscure as possible and ensure zero competition. The ACA just made things worse as it forced mergers and consolidation. No-where else in civilised society would a system where you can't be told the cost until after the fact be allowed. And doctors offering cash services are actively shut down.

          The US govt enables monopolies (as it makes them money) such as healthcare, medicines, food stuffs (such as baby formula) and then when they retire they get very nice jobs working for the companies they supported.

          1. Tim99 Silver badge

            Re: The National Health Service

            In 2002, twelve years after Margaret Thatcher left office, she was asked what was her greatest achievement. Thatcher replied: “Tony Blair and New Labour." Blair apparently agreed.

            How ever much is spent on health "it will not be enough". Outcomes are unlikely to be improved until more is done on prevention, the current system can actually favour ill health, as most is spent on treatment. Maybe the alleged traditional oriental system of only paying doctors whilst you are healthy :-)

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: The National Health Service

              Pharmacist wife, (was NHS county head level), and her friends from University who now work for big Pharma, all say that there is no money to be made from curing people. The money is to be made by keeping people going as long as possible and using their drugs.

              I've heard of at least 2 drugs that in the initial trials cured people of the illnesses, but were not progressed further by big Pharma, as if successful, that would dry up one of their best revenue streams.

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: The National Health Service

                Keep them sick, keep them anxious and keep them angry. Then promise to fix all their ills and they will come flocking. And alarmingly they keep coming back after every failed promise.

                Soma anyone?

              2. Dave314159ggggdffsdds Silver badge

                Re: The National Health Service

                More rancid conspiracy theories. You are just flat-out lying. Straight from the Adolf-lovers' script-book.

                1. Anonymous Coward
                  Anonymous Coward

                  Re: The National Health Service

                  Assuming you are replying to my AC comment above.

                  I have no idea what you are on about.

                  Many of my wife's cohort from University keep in touch and after 40+ years have risen to high levels in their professions. These are decision makers.

                  The main reason that this is AC, is that it would be very bad for their positions if it was known that they were still friends while working at the top of competing companies.

                  Not pursuing promising drugs is not a secret. Very many are just taken far enough to gain protection and then shelved indefinitely. A smaller number go through early trials before shelving, and some as far as early human trials.

              3. Korev Silver badge
                Boffin

                Re: The National Health Service

                Pharmacist wife, (was NHS county head level), and her friends from University who now work for big Pharma, all say that there is no money to be made from curing people. The money is to be made by keeping people going as long as possible and using their drugs.

                Anyone who has ever taken a short course of antibiotics to completely cure an infection knows that this is bollocks

                I've heard of at least 2 drugs that in the initial trials cured people of the illnesses, but were not progressed further by big Pharma, as if successful, that would dry up one of their best revenue streams.

                Citation needed

                I work in research for one of the big pharma and the aim is generally to cure.

                1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

                  Re: The National Health Service

                  "I work in research for one of the big pharma and the aim is generally to cure."

                  That almost certainly is the case in R, maybe even in D. But I think he's suggesting that the beancounters at the top may not share those lofty ideals. Whether that would be possible without whistleblowers is another matter, something you may be able to shed some light on. (bear in mind you may have to respond to conspiracy theorists claiming cartels with government links and even the Illuminati before you do answer) :-)

        2. Martin an gof Silver badge

          Re: The National Health Service

          I paid "National Insurance" so did everybody who worked

          For people outside the UK, this is where the confusion often sets in. NI is essentially just another general tax. Despite the name it is not (and never has really been) an insurance premium, and indeed except perhaps in the early days it isn't possible to say that the income to the government from NI "pays for" even a major part of the NHS. Your NI contributions can have an effect on the amount of state pension or working-age state benefits you are entitled to, but paying NI isn't paying into a personal "pension pot" either as current pensions are paid from current revenue.

          The key difference, of course, against a fully-insured system in the manner of the US is that nobody at A&E is going to ask to see your insurance documentation or credit card before letting you leave. Even if you have never paid a penny of NI in your life (it can happen), you are entitled to all the resources the NHS can afford to throw at you. It seems ridiculous that most people in the US rely on health insurance via their current employer, with all the hassle involved if/when you get married, start a family, are made redundant, resign, are "between jobs" and so on.

          M.

        3. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: The National Health Service

          Personal experience in the UK indicates that Conservative governments deliberately underinvest in the publicly funded sector

          Your personal experience is incorrect, at least as far as the NHS is concerned. All governments (both Labour and Conservative) have consistently increased NHS funding above inflation in real terms for the past 70 years, (with an occasional blip here & there).

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: The National Health Service

            .. and wasted a frankly stupendous amount of that extra funding by appointing people in management who would not have lasted half a Truss in the commercial world. The service is milked left, right and centre - if that waste could be curtailed (by, for instance, thinning our management and spending the money on better pay for nursing and trainee GPs it would make a dramatic difference.

            We saw during Covid what the service is capable of, but it has not really resulted in better conditions or lower workload for the people who are at the forefront of trying to keep everyone healthy.

            That said, if I see what US health insurers get away with and pharma with price structures that are well into the realms of legalised daylight robbery and I'd venture that even in its current state the NHS is still a better solution.

            In general there are two things that determine a nations future, education and health. Put either out of reach and you are on the road to destruction. It may take generations, but there will be consequences.

            1. swm

              Re: The National Health Service

              I take a very expensive drug (paid through insurance) in the US. I could get the same drug made by the same company 1/2 price in Canada but this is not allowed.

          2. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: The National Health Service

            Show me the evidence for this please.

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: The National Health Service

              Just Google it. You'll find the same data in many places, all UK governments increased spending above inflation every year, some more than others. For example:

              The Institute for Fiscal Studies Real spending increased from £12.8 billion in 1955–56 to £143.7 billion in 2015–16 (2017–18 prices). This growth in spending is larger than the increase in national income over this period. As a result, health spending increased from 2.8% of national income in 1955–56 to 7.4% in 2015–16. Health spending also increased at a quicker rate than other government spending. Health spending therefore grew from 7.7% of public spending in 1955–56 (or 11.2% of public service spending) to 18.4% of public spending in 2015–16 (29.9% of public service spending).

              fullfact.org (data from the IFS)

              The British Medical Journal UK health expenditure has increased by almost 4% a year in real terms over the lifetime of the NHS. Real per capita spending was £268 in 1949-50, increasing to £2273 by 2016-17. But spending has been volatile, driven by both political ideology and the need to fund substantial reforms (fig 2). Periods of relative famine, creating political crises fuelled by concerns about quality of care, have been followed by periods of relative feast, often stimulating price and wage inflation.

              and many more. There's no easy solution, but it's not a party political issue.

              1. Martin an gof Silver badge

                Re: The National Health Service

                Part of the problem, of course, is that medical care has increased in all manner of costs since the 1950s. Back when the NHS was formed, most people were overjoyed that they could afford to get their broken leg set properly after an industrial accident so that they could get back to work as soon as possible, that they could afford for a qualified dentist to deal with their rotten teeth, that there was a medical professional on hand when they were giving birth and that at the ends of their lives - probably between 55 and 75 years old - there was palliative care available.

                Then things like antibiotics became widely available, novel forms of medicine were introduced which required huge investments in training and equipment (radiotherapy, chemotherapy, interventions such as dialysis, organ transplants and the like), people started living longer (partly because of better healthcare) and it becomes obvious why the budget of the NHS simply has to rise above inflation across all of that period, and it also explains why premiums for health insurance have also risen.

                I know someone who works in the NHS in a team which does something that even science fiction writers weren't predicting back in the 1950s - they fit people with cochlear implants. If you've never heard of such a thing, from the outside it looks like a bulky hearing aid, but the clever stuff happens inside. For suitable people, electrodes can stimulate the auditory nerve directly, giving some sensation of hearing to some people for whom hearing aids do not work. The younger the patient, the more chance the brain has to adapt, and some people who were first implanted as babies can "hear" almost as well as "normal" people. But the kit isn't cheap. Tens of thousands of pounds for the surgery, for the equipment, and tens of thousands more over the years because of follow-up and because the NHS pays an insurance premium to replace lost or damaged devices. Child has a paddy and throws his processor down the loo? Free replacement as quickly as the courier can deliver direct from the manufacturer, all loaded up with the correct settings. Package through the door, hearing restored within a few minutes.

                This procedure is costing the NHS hundreds of thousands of pounds per patient these days - but back in the 1950s a deaf child would have been lucky to have been able to attend a special "deaf" school. Cost to the NHS, nil.

                BBC Horizon, Curtain of Silence (1973)

                BBC Horizon, Now the Chips are Down (1978) - the whole programme will be interesting to a reader of El. Reg, but the relevant part for this discussion starts at about 18m30s.

                Now, the NHS is in a fantastic bargaining position with regard to many of these advances and there have been numerous stories over the years about how the NHS often pays less than a private health insurer would, but that doesn't change the fact that there are more "things" which need paying for, and the newest things are usually the most expensive. Life-saving treatments costing millions of pounds are available now, where in the 1950s the person would have been cared-for until the inevitable.

                Even staff are more expensive - newly-registered nurses are going to need sufficient salaries to be able to pay off loans and make up for the four years of training because they don't enter the profession at 15 or 16 with a CSE or two any more; they have to be educated (mostly on-the-job) to degree standard, which means a couple of good A-levels as a minimum.

                So it's hardly surprising the NHS costs as much as it does and while there is definitely a layer of middle-management which seems to add costs without adding any benefits (just ask any "shop floor" NHS staff), if we want to keep the concept of universal, world-leading, free-at-the-point-of-use healthcare, with no means-testing or preconditions to qualify for treatment, we simply have to accept that its budget (judging by past performance) will always have to increase ahead of inflation - but hopefully not by too much.

                M.

          3. Tim99 Silver badge
            Devil

            Re: The National Health Service

            Perhaps you may not have enough political cynicism in your life? Conservatives tend to come up with ideas like "National Health Trusts" (1990 Thatcher/Major). This was to give "more local control" by bringing in internal markets encouraging purchase of services from local suppliers. It also allowed the Trusts to borrow monies; meaning that a significant amount of NHS funding is spent servicing debt, and has allowed the proliferation of private suppliers; both ideas are classic Thatcherism. Cameron continued this trend with the Health and Social Care Act 2012 which and transferred ~£70 billion of "commissioning", or healthcare funds, from the abolished Primary Care Trusts to several hundred clinical commissioning groups, partly run by general practitioners, but also a major point of access for private service providers. I suspect that the NHS long Term Plan and the Health and Care Act of 2022 will continue the trend of privatization. In the public sector we called this a "pre-sale overhaul" - With something as politically sensitive as the NHS this has to be done incrementally, like the mythical boiled frog.

            A caveat: My cynicism may have been developed by my career - Initially as Scientific Civil Servant (including under Thatcher); a senior technical role in a very large public utility; the General Manager of science-based businesses owned by bankers; and the Managing Director and, later, owner of a technology company. I'm retired now.

            1. Martin an gof Silver badge

              Re: The National Health Service

              Not sure why the downvotes - other than the fact that you failed to mention 13 years of Blair/Brown where these "reforms" could have been but were not reversed - but it's also worth mentioning that the funding model is somewhat different in Scotland and Wales where "internal markets" have a far smaller role.

              I imagine I've recounted this tale here before, but my first "proper" job was engineering at a local (ILR) radio station. The Engineering department consisted of me and my boss and he told me that shortly before I started they had tried to introduce internal markets to the station. Programming, news, sales, promotions, creative services and (of course) engineering (and doubtless other departments I can't recall now) all developed schedules of costs, and cross-charged the other departments as necessary.

              The only department which made a good, consistent profit was - you've guessed it - Engineering (oh, and maybe the cleaner/caretaker). The experiment was quietly dropped and my PFY predecessor went on to a high-powered job with the national broadcaster in the Netherlands, hence my arrival.

              M.

      3. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: The National Health Service

        ROFL! We've spent the last 6 years getting rid of anything "European". What makes you think the hedge fund managers and private equity firms who run the British establishment will make any better a job than they have of the other public institutions (railways, power, post...)? My guess is they want the chance to suck this market dry like all the others.

      4. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: The National Health Service

        What are you talking about? How many coffees have you had today because you are high on something.

        Universal healthcare for all is not an insurance based service and never will be. People pay in via tax and everyone gets it.

        There are many internet web pages where you can look up the definitions.

        Universal Healthcare

        Healthcare insurance.

        Here's a handy link showing that what you just wrote is utter trash,

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_with_universal_health_care

        As you claim that person is "Clever" I would like to counter that with you are "Dumb"

        1. Dave314159ggggdffsdds Silver badge

          Re: The National Health Service

          "Universal healthcare for all is not an insurance based service and never will be."

          Still lying. That is how it's done in every country that has universal healthcare, other than the UK.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: The National Health Service

            ok oh mighty person of wisdom.

            Insurance requires you pay money for cover. Universal healthcare gives healthcare for all regardless.

            Show me which countries are not giving universal healthcare to their own population unless they first pay into it. I'm looking forward to the links and evidence you can't provide.

            Repeating yourself over and over will not make you right. Show us the links and evidence.

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: The National Health Service

              I think that person is having some issues due to lack of soma.

              Even the universal healthcare in the UK technically requires you to have paid if you are an adult. And in theory it should charge people from overseas for care if they are visiting. Remember we all had to get our E111 card when going to Eurp so we would be covered. The implication being that without it we would have to pay even if we were in a country with universal healthcare.

              The NHS tries to be all things to all people and fails in a lot of ways. If you are leaking bodily fluids from holes that should not be leaking said fluid or have extra holes or have bits hanging off or missing altogether and are in serious threat of being mostly dead then they are pretty darn good at putting you back together. If you have some minor complaint or a chronic illness they can be utterly useless. I know someone who had misdiagnosed skin cancer and was told there was nothing to worry about. By the time it was realised what it was by the NHS it was too late and they passed away. What could have been fixed with a very small op is now in the hands of the lawyers.

          2. DJR

            Re: The National Health Service

            Wrong.

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_with_universal_health_care

      5. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: The National Health Service

        I love how the focus is always on the idiots on the far right, meanwhile far left countries continue to starve their population without anyone making a noise.

      6. keithpeter Silver badge
        Windows

        Re: The National Health Service

        Well, put that idea in an election manifesto and see what happens.

        Icon: I can remember fund-holding GP practices (shudder)

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: The National Health Service

      "the far right"

      Sigh....

      Just because the NHS works for you doesn't mean it works for everyone. My local GP surgery (and remember they are private businesses funded by the govt) is still not taking appointments for anything non-emergency and even then if you are able to get yourself to A&E you won't get an appointment. It is an utter shambles.

      France and Germany have health insurance based systems and they seem to work out better than the mess we have here. I don't know where you get the notion about going to a US system but your use of certain phrases gives me a hint.

      1. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

        Re: The National Health Service

        And that's not the fault of the NHS, which would provide those services if adequately funded, and, averaged out over the population, at a lower cost than it would cost privately, because no profit is being extracted.

        Put simply, x + profit > x

        Something is ALWAYS going to cost more if profit is added on top, because if profit ever becomes negative on an essential service, there is always a tax-payer bailout.

        Don't blame the NHS, blame the greedy so-and-sos who want to extract that profit, and who are trying to force the NHS into such a model by starving it of funding (per-capita funding of the NHS is going down, along with pretty much all other public services, taxes are going up, something doesn't add up, but by observation, the number of billionaires is also going up...)

        1. Dave314159ggggdffsdds Silver badge

          Re: The National Health Service

          "blame the greedy so-and-sos who want to extract that profit"

          In fact, don't just blame them, round them up, put them into cattle trucks, etc etc.

          Like I said, vile far right nonsense.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: The National Health Service

            So can we call wanting to send them to the gulags vile far left nonsense?

            It seems to be a running theme with left wing ideologies, round up anyone you don't like and ship them off somewhere. I believe a couple of European countries did that in the '20s and '30s followed by most of South America and now happening in the USA.

            1. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

              Re: The National Health Service

              I think we can both agree that far right and far left are both pretty bad, and, as has been observed many a time, travel too far in one direction, and you end up looking very much the same as if you had travelled too far in the other. Rather than arguing about who was right, Hitler or Stalin, maybe we should accept that sanity lies in the middle ground.

              It's also worth noting, that the ground that is considered the centre in many places, is somewhat to the left of what is considered the "centre" in the UK, with the general political community here having moved quite a long way to the right of where it should be. Hence, policies which nobody would bat an eyelid over in mainland Europe, such as public ownership of public utilities, is considered to be Marxism by a large portion of the UK press.

              Of course, much fun can be had by asking which of Marx's ideas is the one that such people don't like, and when they inevitably reach the conclusion that ideologically, there's nothing wrong with any of them, and the fault with Marxism lies in the fact that it doesn't work in practice, you can point out that the reason that it doesn't work in practice is people like then. In other words, utopian ideals tend to fall apart once you add arseholes into the mix. Hence the need for middle-ground pragmatism, based on evidence-led policymaking, which tends to lead to centre-left policies in places where there are adults in charge, and where it gets applied.

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: The National Health Service

                Yeah, about that adults in charge centre left stuff, is that how Europe ended up utterly dependant on Russian gas?

                1. Anonymous Coward
                  Anonymous Coward

                  Re: The National Health Service

                  I don't think that bad fallback planning is a side specific prerogative.

          2. Martin-73 Silver badge

            Re: The National Health Service

            so you think profit on healthcare is acceptable?

            1. Martin-73 Silver badge

              Re: The National Health Service

              2 downvotes with not a single person prepared to say yes, profiting from someone else's disease is fine.... LOL

      2. Dave314159ggggdffsdds Silver badge

        Re: The National Health Service

        You seem to have my ocmment the wrong way up, and in fact to be agreeing with me.

        "France and Germany have health insurance based systems and they seem to work out better than the mess we have here"

        That's what I said. It's only far right nutjobs who claim some nonsense about selling out to the US.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: The National Health Service

          "That's what I said. It's only far right nutjobs who claim some nonsense about selling out to the US."

          I wasn't replying to you but you might actually want to leave your echo chamber every once in a while as the 'far right nutjobs' do not want a US style system. Heck the 'far right nutjobs' in the US don't want a US style system.

          The US system has been ruined by the crony corrupt corporate Dems and GOP, specifically the Dems under Obamacare. They want the least number of insurers so there is no competition, the least number of providers, so there is no competition and forced private insurance by pretty much forcing cash service providers out of business. The covid response in the US healthcare system showed just how corrupt things were.

          The 'far right nutjobs', which I assume probably includes MAGA in your worldview, want proper free market competition where you can pick and choose based on price and service, a bit like dentists and vets in the UK.

          1. Dave314159ggggdffsdds Silver badge

            Re: The National Health Service

            "as the 'far right nutjobs' do not want a US style system"

            I never suggested anything of the sort. They tell lies that have the effect they desire. One of them is about 'the you know whos' trying to 'squeeze profits' out of that holy national icon, the NHS, at the expense of lives. It's Nazi propaganda, not a real argument. As you knew when you posted it.

            "The 'far right nutjobs', which I assume probably includes MAGA in your worldview,"

            Yes, and the view of everyone who isn't a far right nutjob.

            "want proper free market competition where you can pick and choose based on price and service"

            Nope, that's the Scandinavian and European model. You are a flagrantly lying Nazi propaganda merchant. Do one.

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: The National Health Service

              You're not making much sense, I suggest another dose of soma. Your argument seems to be changing with every post and you seem to be confusing things with your own fevered conspiracy theories.

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: The National Health Service

                I assume his health service makes the right drugs too expensive?

                :)

            2. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: The National Health Service

              Take a chill pill dude.

      3. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: The National Health Service

        France and Germany have health insurance based systems and they seem to work out better than the mess we have here

        You've obviously never lived in France. Want an opthalmologist appointment? Come back in December, that's when we'll be opening appointments for next August. Got a hospital bill? State pays 60%, you need insurance for the rest. As for dental treatment, not much different to the UK in terms of cost, although it is easier to find a dentist (perhaps because so few people bother?).

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: The National Health Service

          Sounds like the NHS. Want to see a doctor for a minor issue? Yeah, you can wait until it goes away on its own or lands you in A&E. Which is why I go private. Want to see a GP? Sure, later today or tomorrow? And its on time and you get a good amount of time to talk to them. Last appointment was £85 but that was a few years back.

    3. Prst. V.Jeltz Silver badge
      Headmaster

      Re: The National Health Service

      Please correct the working in the article

      speak for yourself! ooh the irony!

      (great comment , I agree , correcting your working would help it have the impact it deserves . a bit . probably too late now )

    4. J.G.Harston Silver badge

      Re: The National Health Service

      You do know there are 193 other health systems *other* than the USA's and the UK's, don't you?

    5. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: The National Health Service

      My wife has a lifelong health condition requiring regular blood tests a raft of drugs and annual consultations with one of the world wide experts in the condition. A recent hospital stay of my own would have cost us tens of thousands of pounds, I'm still awaiting the results of the tests taken during a post stay diagnostic visit and, whilst i have worries about my long term health, I have no worries about the cost of future treatment

      Because s̶o̶m̶e̶o̶n̶e̶ everyone else will be funding it for you?

      Carry On, Jack, I'm all right.

      1. Martin-73 Silver badge
        Facepalm

        Re: The National Health Service

        So you AC think that healthcare isn't a fundamental right?

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: The National Health Service

          Ever heard these lines? Especially the last one, that is the most recent.

          If you eat junk food so its your fault you are sick, you should have to pay.

          If you smoke..

          If you drink...

          If you don't get the vaxx you should be cared for last

          Usually spouted by the same people who claim healthcare and the welfare state are fundamental rights.

          1. Martin-73 Silver badge

            Re: The National Health Service

            Not from anyone sensible, no, I am assuming you're one of the downvoters. Healthcare IS a fundamental right, bring on more downvotes, prepared to take em for the truth

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: The National Health Service

          So you AC think that healthcare isn't a fundamental right?

          What a strange interpretation of my comment.

          Of course people have the right to have access to good healthcare, but when someone says that they don't care what their healthcare will cost because they know that someone else will pay for it, I do find it annoying.

          A little personal responsibility from time to time wouldn't hurt.

          1. Martin an gof Silver badge

            Re: The National Health Service

            they don't care what their healthcare will cost because they know that someone else will pay for it

            I don't think that's the correct interpretation, and it certainly isn't the way most people I know look at the NHS. It's not "someone else will pay for it", it's "everyone will pay for it" - including, if I've been paying taxes - myself.

            It's the same as arguing that you shouldn't be charged the portion of your income tax which goes to pay for schools if you don't have (and don't intend to have) children yourself. It's not far off arguing that women should be paid less than men because over their careers it (can) cost more to employ a woman than a man, simply because of having to cover her maternity pay and temporary job cover.

            However that does not (and I think this is what you really meant) remove responsibility from individuals to look after their own health as well as possible. Deciding to live exclusively on pork scratchings and ginger beer might be delicious (for the first couple of weeks anyway) but it's not a responsible way to look after your body, and "it's ok, the NHS will take care of me when I get ill" isn't a suitable long-term health strategy!

            M.

            1. Martin-73 Silver badge

              Re: The National Health Service

              That was my original meaning... this IS an emotive subject tho

  14. Prst. V.Jeltz Silver badge
    Facepalm

    really?

    I'm unclear how you go from

    This scheme included a big clear label on the production server that absolutely positively could not be turned off until the very last thing.

    to

    As his finger reached the button, Tom noticed the label next to it – a moment too late.

    1. gotes

      Re: really?

      I was imagining some kind of physical barrier in front of the button, but I guess it was just a "do not press this button" label.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: really?

        If only they had put the label COVERING the button.

  15. Arthur the cat Silver badge

    NHS upgrades

    I was visiting a friend in hospital during the latest(?) NHS upgrade (from Windows 7 to Windows 10 IIRC). As he hadn't come back from the operating theatre yet I got chatting to the staff, and asked how the upgrade was going. The reply was along the lines of "you may have noticed the phones are ringing non-stop, we have Post-It notes stuck everywhere, and all horizontal surfaces are covered in sheets of paper". Right, so about as well as could be expected.

  16. Electronics'R'Us
    Megaphone

    American Spellings

    I have no problem with them except for one, which is very important in engineering.

    Metre for length.

    A meter is a measuring instrument.

    When I worked in the USA (which I did for over 20 years) I always used the proper spelling for length. It is, after all, a fundamental SI unit. Many of the 're' words are actually perfectly valid according to various (American) dictionaries, incidentally.

  17. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    similar issue

    Back in the days of Novell 3 servers, when men were men and "servers" were workstation style towers with SCSI cards crammed in...

    Bossman and I were on a network wiring cleanup job. The plan was to pull a late night shift removing the rats nest of wire behind the "server rack" (large workbench with three levels of servers and some KVMs) and redo everything with neatly run, appropriate length, and properly labeled cables.

    Boss was in front of the rack systematically shutting down and powering off the servers. I was in back, removing cabling from the downed machines.

    Things were going well (I hadn't managed to get ahead of the boss and pull cables from a running server yet) when I heard the distinctive click of an AT style power putton being pushed in. Instead of the corresponding click of the button extending, I heard a familiar voice say "oooooh Fuuuuck!" Followed by "hey Anon, come over here, switch to $Important_servername and type 'down', will you? "

    I attempted to start an impromptu salary negotiation session, but Boss made a counteroffer involving a roll of carpet, a shovel, and some quicklime.

  18. innominatus

    Pencil to the rescue

    Our solution when this happened during a long and involved test session was to sellotape a pencil across the still depressed switch

    1. Boyd Crow

      Re: Pencil to the rescue

      I would have used Gorilla Tape. Cellophane tape does not have a lot of hold strength. :)

      1. Robert Carnegie Silver badge

        Re: Pencil to the rescue

        In my experience, Gorilla Tape gradually slips under tension. And it seems to be less waterproof than I thought it used to be. Since my impression also included that the glue was strong enough to remove human skin, maybe they toned it down?

        1. Robert Carnegie Silver badge

          Re: Pencil to the rescue

          To be clear, I meant "possibly and hypothetically strong enough to remove human skin". I haven't that the experience, but maybe someone somewhere has. I think I don't want to find that out.

  19. Bluecube

    “Color”? You wot mate?

  20. COBOLer

    This happened to a computer operator I worked with. It was around 1975 and he was operating an IBM 370/145 mainframe.

    There was a blue "Interrupt" button on the panel, which you would press to communicate with GRASP, the spooling system, for instance to halt or restart a job queue.

    Nearby was the red power button, identical in size and shape. Press it and nothing happens; release it and the machine shuts down, regardless of what is running.

    He reached for the interrupt button without looking, pressed it --- and realized his mistake.

    He had to use the typewriter with one hand to gracefully shut down the jobs one by one. He managed to do it without causing any serious damage. Then he let the button go, let the machine power off, and pressed it again to start it back up.

  21. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Not MY finger, but...

    Phoned a customer who was having problems with a modem line and wanted him to send me a test tone so I could check it for distortion... started to say 'press the test button for 15 seconds then come back to the phone' but too late!

    He bravely held the button in for at least 10 mins, with the occasional blip as her changed fingers/hands, until I finally managed to contact one of his colleagues to tell him enough

  22. Boyd Crow

    Could have lost data through replication of deleetion

    I was upgrading an SQL server after hours and accidentally performed a destructive copy operation on the root folder of the database. I did not realize it until hours later. I woke at midnight with that one File Explorer operation in my mind. I immediately drove 20 miles to the work site and shut down the server, so that the delete operation would not be copied to the replication server. In the morning, I was able to restore from the replication server but it could have been nasty. Of course, we make weekly backups but something would have been lost and it would have taken months to notice all the gaps.

  23. MachDiamond Silver badge

    Duct tape to the rescue!

    I'd tear off a suitable length of duct tape, put something on the switch (could be a ball of wadded up duct tape) and strap the switch on. The trick is getting the finger positioned so after the fix is in place the digit can be removed (while still attached to the hand, obviously). I have gaffers tape myself, but I'm weird that way.

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