back to article Ransomware plows through farm machinery giant AGCO

US agricultural machinery maker AGCO is the latest high-profile organization to fall victim to ransomware, which it says affects operations at some of its worldwide production facilities. Factory of Massey Ferguson tractor production line at AGCO agricultural machinery plant in Canoas, Rio Grande do Sul Massey Ferguson …

  1. nojobhopes

    I was just looking at tractors

    Who?

    Russia? March 2022 - "AGCO Agriculture Foundation Donates to Ukraine Emergency Relief" - https://www.fendt.com/int/agco-agriculture-foundation-donates-to-ukraine-emergency-rel

    And then there's John Deere who have interesting business practices - https://www.freeict.eu/news/john-deere-restrictive-practices-hinder-maintenance-for-farmers - despite calling themselves "one of World's Most Ethical Companies". See some of the comments on https://forums.theregister.com/forum/all/2022/05/02/ukrainian_tractors_deere/

    UK Government? "Tory MP's friend 'can see' how he went from tractors to p*rn site" - https://metro.co.uk/2022/05/01/tory-mps-friend-can-see-how-he-went-from-tractors-to-porn-site-16566918/

    Or just some chancers.

    What?

    I would be very surprised if the outages only impact their production systems.

  2. Ol'Peculier

    Well, that's what happens when you start searching for tractor porn...

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  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Oh Deere

    I'm now wondering how John Deere implement their Tractor DRM(r) and whether it is vulnerable to this sort of thing - one hopes its not so rubbish as to be a white-list, and the tractor bricks itself if it doesn't get a thumbs up within three tries of the server or something. That could bring the whole lot to a standstill. Hopefully they have contingencies in place.

  4. DrollLeek

    Semi-related...

    Could John Deere systems be hacked to brick every item of machinery they've sold in order to ruin US farming operations that rely on them?

    Scary shiz x

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Semi-related...

      Probably. FWIW, there was a news report that Russian forces that stole John Deere tmfarm equipment from Ukrainian dealerships found them inoperable when they took them back to Russia.

      I believe another commentard described it as "even a broken watch is right twice a day".

  5. DS999 Silver badge

    There is some weird stuff going on

    Lots of ransomware targeting food production and food distribution lately - including stuff well outside of the Russia/Ukraine sphere. A rash of mysterious problems like fires and other issues shutting down multiple distribution hubs in the west US since the beginning of the year.

    Maybe coincidence, or maybe someone is trying to make the inflation problem with food worse for their own reasons.

    1. Piro Silver badge

      Re: There is some weird stuff going on

      Not just ransomware, I've seen plenty of articles about incidents affecting plants in the US, mainly fires.

      Could just be cherry-picked events thrown in to the light of day to cause panic. No idea.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: There is some weird stuff going on

        Snopes had a look into this recently but saw no 'new trend'. A list of 16 incidences in 6 months isn't much of a 'disaster'. The list included abandoned buildings, a butcher's shop, 'recent' being 2 years, etc

        Probably down to headline writers looking for easy puns... 'toast', 'fried'...

    2. Wade Burchette

      Re: There is some weird stuff going on

      The number of fires at food distribution plants is not abnormal. The news tend to latch on to a story and amplify it. I am not sure you remember several years ago in the US it was the "summer of the shark". The news reported on shark attacks quite often. But the reality was the actual shark attacks were below normal. The news moved on, but shark attacks still happen.

      The same thing is going here with food plant fires. Just because something is being reported on more does not mean it is happening more. According to this tweet, there are 27,728 food processing plants in the US. I think I saw that there were 24 fires. If that is correct, then only 0.09% have caught fire.

      Just because something is reported on more does not mean it is happening more; also, just because something is reported on less does not mean it is happening less.

      1. Piro Silver badge

        Re: There is some weird stuff going on

        Exactly, I hadn't assumed anything about the pattern, it was just something that had bubbled to the surface in the news more than normal.

        Whether there was anything in it, I hadn't really investigated.

      2. Claverhouse Silver badge

        Re: There is some weird stuff going on

        True; plus the USA --- as with most 'elf and safety issues --- normally has a lot more fire accidents compared to First World countries anyway.

  6. Kev99 Silver badge

    You'd think by now the idiots would realise that putting proprietary, confidential, business critical data on the internet is going to come back and bite them in the arse. Apparently the bean counters would rather risk it instead of being safe.

  7. Potemkine! Silver badge

    Let's AGCO reap what it sows.

    So IT is a cost and a financial burden, and between paying dividends to shareholders or investing in IT, AGCO made its choice.

    Between the money gained by outsourcing IT and production lost because of blocked factories, was the bargain interesting?

  8. Piro Silver badge
    Pint

    Not just tractors

    They've bought up plenty of other companies, that make various agricultural machines, silos, dryers, conveyers, and so on. Worldwide.

    It's affecting a LOT of production. I know someone who works for a company that was bought up by AGCO.

    A pint, because the IT guys fighting the problem will need a few.

  9. Fifth Horseman

    Chickens, meet roost.

    Putting aside all the conspiracy theories...

    It seems more than just a little ironic that a company such as John Deere, that effectively holds their customers to ransom when it comes to maintaining products, should be hit by 'ransomware'.

    1. Dave314159ggggdffsdds Silver badge

      Re: Chickens, meet roost.

      " that effectively holds their customers to ransom when it comes to maintaining products"

      The interesting thing is that while there is a small and highly vocal group of ex JD customers (or soon-to-be-ex) loudly criticising the model, their sales have increased because almost all their customers love the stuff they're doing. Farming is mostly big commercial business these days, and what they offer fits perfectly with that while deeply pissing off the relatively few remaining diehard independents.

      If you buy a million dollar tractor, and hire a guy on $30k a year to operate it, would _you_ want him fiddling with the thing if it breaks down? On the other hand, if you buy _yourself_ a million dollar tractor, and you can't fiddle with it yourself, how pissed off would you be? I'd be annoyed enough to buy another brand.

      Apparently the real problem isn't that JD have come up with something unacceptable to a few farmers, but that those farmers are JD fanboys and won't just go and buy the competing model from another manufacturer :)

  10. FlamingDeath Silver badge

    If any shitshow company is looking for competent staff

    I’m not available, I got better things to do with my life than clear up capitalistic pigs mess

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