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Nestlé, which is to stop selling KitKats and other brands in Russia, says corporate data leaked online this week by Anonymous was not stolen nor all that useful. The hacktivist group boasted it had obtained and dumped on the internet 10GB of the multinational's records, including emails, passwords, and customer information, …

  1. Claverhouse Silver badge
    WTF?

    Michael Daniel, who led the Obama administration's cyber team and now serves as president of the Cyber Threat Alliance, as saying:

    ...an existential threat like what Russia poses to Ukraine

    .

    Shudders.

    1. Jellied Eel Silver badge

      Do as we do, not as we say. I guess Daniel never saw War Games. Or comments that NATO might consider hacking an act of agression. Or even incitement to commit illegal activity given hacking is still a crime in most countries.

      Then again, perhaps war games are the future. Have a few UN designated war zones for trials by combat. Then war mongering politicians can fight things out instead of leaving the dying to their civilians. Would probably be self-financing via pay per view.

      1. KBeee

        I think the OP was commenting more about the gramma than the sentiment.

        As Glenda Jackson said "Speak proper English, like what I do."

    2. Toltec

      "Nestlé business costumers"

      Is this fancy dress for office parties or business wear in general do you think?

      1. Jellied Eel Silver badge

        Hmm. Not sure spreadable chocolate would considered appropriate costumes at an office fancy dress party.

        1. A Nother Handle

          Surely chocolate at a Nestlé party means it's a work event, no?

          Hold the door please, I've got a suitcase of wine for the meeting.

        2. Psmo
          Windows

          Depends on who. Mind bleach? Don't mind if I do.

  2. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

    Have a break...

    In a way, it's almost a shame the Nestle "breach" wasn't real. We could have a headline something like "Nestle Security team: Have a break, Have a Kwik Krap" in true El Reg style :-)

    1. Jellied Eel Silver badge

      Re: Have a break...

      Other junk foods are available. Like Roshen. A local Polish deli stocked that, and Ukrainian chocolate tasted waaay better than Nestle or Hershey. Probably due to cocoa content rather than being vaguely chocolate flavored vegetable fat. AFAIK, already banned in Russia though.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Have a break...

        well, an interesting name, 'Roshen', eh? ;)

        btw, they have (had?) a great store by Kyiv main train station, just sayin'...

  3. TRT Silver badge

    One of Nestle's brands is Purina...

    And as we know they've been sponsoring Rebel Alliances for years now.

    1. Jedit Silver badge
      Joke

      "they've been sponsoring Rebel Alliances for years now"

      I'm going to tell Chewbacca about your offensive and racist remarks regarding his diet. I hope you were finished using those arms.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    We have already halted non-essential imports and exports

    in general, making lots of noise to demonstrate we're doing the right thing and good guys and, when in fact, we're creating smoke screen to divert attention and could you please stop hurting our bottom line, please, please, we're an honest, family-based, hard-working, ethical, progressive, eco-friendly biz!

    ...

    and as for diverting attention, well, look at Decathlon!

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