Elvis may have left the building, but Windows remains very much on show

Back by unexpectedly popular demand, Bork takes a vacation to Vegas for an Elvis Presley tribute act. Register reader Roger was in the audience for one of the final shows in a run of All Shook Up at the Miracle Mile Shops at Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino. Bork behind Elvis Click to enlarge It also being the end of CES …

[Red Sceptic]

Windows is just sayin’ “Treat me Nice” / “Don’t be Cruel”.

[Wally Dug]

I Don't Think So

"Elvis Presley died in 1977"

Really? What proof of that do you have? There's a guy works down the chip shop who swears he's Elvis. And also, is he not supposed to be driving a London double-decker bus on the moon (at least according to The Sunday Sport)?

[Anonymous Coward]

Ah, the good ol' Sport...

He's American. Why would he be driving a London double-decker bus?

He might have taken it to get to the B52 bomber and fly it away, though.

[Antonius_Prime]

Re: I Don't Think So

"We're on a mission from Glod!" -- Soul Music

GNU TP!

[b0llchit]

Re: I Don't Think So

Really? What proof of that do you have?

I'd suggest you find yourself a fine shovel and start digging. When you get to the bones, you know the truth.

Such endeavor may take quite a few years to finish from start to bones. In that time, you may find yourself in the same position as the alleged king: dead and no longer aware of death. But that may be a Good Thing^TM... ehm... Dead Thing^TM.

[Anonymous Coward]

Re: I Don't Think So

The guy at the chip shop also periodically sticks his hand in his shirt and insists he is Napolean... :P

[Anonymous Coward]

Re: I Don't Think So

but he's a liar.

[Wally Dug]

Re: I Don't Think So

And I'm not sure about you.

[My other car WAS an IAV Stryker]

Re: I Don't Think So

From Men in Black…

J: You do know Elvis is dead, right?

K: Elvis is not dead -- he just went home.

(Which was further documented in one of the HGGTTG novels. Coincidentally, my earth-year age will become The Answer this Thursday. I'm not sure I'll get the hang of it.)

[John Brown (no body)]

Re: I Don't Think So

"Coincidentally, my earth-year age will become The Answer this Thursday. I'm not sure I'll get the hang of it.)"

Kids! Still getting excited over birthdays LOL.

(Hope you have a good one, Happy Birthday for Thursday!!)

[ShadowSystems]

Re: I Don't Think So

I know Elvis is still alive, he keeps escaping the padded cell we put him in, ransacking the employee lounge refrigerator, & stealing all our Twinkies.

We find the refrigerator stripped of treats & all the peanut butter jars missing. Then we locate him back in his cell the next morning, surrounded by Twinkie wrappers, passed out in a sugar coma, & nobody can figure out how he relocks the door.

It leaves us all shook up.

*Cough*

=-)p

[Sandtitz]

Re: I Don't Think So

Last I heard - Elvis was fighting a mummy in a nursery home, along with JFK.

[Das Schaf]

I refer my learned gentlemen to the Armageddon trilogy of books by Robert Rankin.

Rex Mundi, Elvis and Barry (the time travelling sprout) save the world from the anti-christ.

Great reading material, and the definitive biography of Elvis post-1977.